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How not to be homeless: The douchebag

  1. #1
    There was this fucking seedy ass looking fellow sitting next to a dumpster in a trenchcoat looking straight ahead of me just as I'm about to light up in my car.
    I'm sitting there enjoying a raw joint of some blue dream I made and suddenly this fucker walks up to me and asks if I can share cigarettes ... I literally don't smoke but he had to pull some passive aggressive "oh that's what I thought" type deal then hit the back of the car with his lunchbox thing.
    What an asshole.
    I don't smoke cigarettes and any retard walking next to me could tell that the smell is marijuana.
    Hobo fuckos like that are the types that give homeless and nomads a bad image, because when people think of homeless they think of people like that dwelling in tent cities shooting up heroin (ie Bill Krozby) while fucking some ugly overweight woman thing, they don't think of the dreadlocked post-hippy nomadic youtubers or people like me who have discovered the ultimate way to live in the early 21st century.
  2. #2
    and by the way you cunt I'm not obligated to hand out gibs don't do that shit
    if you need help go to your local church or charity
  3. #3
    Lol homeless dude begging from another homeless dude.

    Capitalism ftw
  4. #4
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that life's ok for a while, not permanently tho.



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  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ive only shot up heroin once this year quit trying to use me as a scapegoat to defend your lyfe style.
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ive only shot up heroin once this year quit trying to use me as a scapegoat to defend your lyfe style.

    you should get a dictionary.

    retard.
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