2018-02-25 at 11:28 PM UTC
Didn't happen to me but a female coworker at a restaurant I used to work at took a call one day and this guy asked if we had barbeque sauce. When she told him yes he said "Can you rub it all over my nipples for me?"
2018-02-26 at 6:04 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
yeah when i was 16 i worked at whataburger for several months and i left to go work at heb a grocery store here in texas and some red head chick called heb and told the business center that they needed to talk to me because my mom died so they called me over the intercom to come to the business center because theres an important call and the chick from whataburger was asking why im fucking a 14 year old red head fat plumper bitch.
2018-02-26 at 7:29 AM UTC
One time when I was working PC tech support I got a call but instead of a customer it was the Conquest of Paradise theme from 1492
2018-02-26 at 9:29 AM UTC
No but people have tried to finesse me. Told them niggaz they be goin' in the grave.
2018-02-26 at 1:34 PM UTC
there was a dick supervisor where i used to work. a couple of days after i quit, me and my girlfriend went through the phone book calling every conceivable 'prank' possible. it was done on a sunday when the businesses were closed and messages left on their answering machines.
DJ and clown-party reservations. one was a 'dancing bear' that literally rode a unicycle
estimates to get a home sale-price
every escort service in the phone book
utilities companies to shut off power, water, connect cable, satellite-dish TV, etc
car dealerships making appointments
pool companies and several other construction workers to come do estimates
every wedding planner in the phone book (probably a dozen of them)
on and on and on...
there were literally about 100 of them and the next day other employees that i was still in contact with said his phone literally only stopped ringing when someone was leaving a message.
the best part was the dick called the place where i got the new job and tried to get me fired. it back fired because the owner didnt like him and thought it was hilarious.
2018-02-26 at 10:22 PM UTC
I assume every call is a prank call and it makes my days better.
No joke though, when I worked in retail, I use to troll customers that would call the store. I'd say "Speaka Espanol...ehhh" and then hang up on them. I use to go through all of the flashing red lights on the phone, answer each one by one, wait five seconds and then hang up.
2018-02-27 at 12:57 AM UTC
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
[impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
I don't have the type of job where I take phone calls from anyone but the office, so no.
