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  1. #41
    Originally posted by benny vader fy_iceworld is the best map.

    i went through whole months playing only that map
  2. #42
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by greenplastic i went through whole months playing only that map

    thats i used to play with friends in lan parties,

    with friendly fire on, its lots of fun.
  3. #43
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  4. #44
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by -SpectraL https://newswars.com/parkland-teacher-shooter-was-wearing-full-metal-body-armor-helmet-face-mask%20

    An official timeline of events maintains that Cruz arrived in an Uber at the high school

    dunno why this detail is funny but it is
  5. #45
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by aldra dunno why this detail is funny but it is

    uber is responsible for school shooting ???
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  6. #46
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Here's a better idea: When these kids say they're going to shoot up the school maybe take it a LIIIIIIIIITLE more serious.

    There’s tons of edge lords who threaten to shoot up a school. We have about 10 users on this site alone who’ve basically said as much. If they seriously investigated every single BS claim out there they’d be wasting a lot of time.
  7. #47
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    No kids are shooting up any school. It's the feds doing it to appease their political masters. Pretty obvious to anyone who isn't actually dumb as a bag of rocks, which is the majority of people today.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No kids are shooting up any school. It's the feds doing it to appease their political masters. Pretty obvious to anyone who isn't actually dumb as a bag of rocks, which is the majority of people today.

    Source?
  9. #49
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Paws There’s tons of edge lords who threaten to shoot up a school. We have about 10 users on this site alone who’ve basically said as much. If they seriously investigated every single BS claim out there they’d be wasting a lot of time.

    i officially declare that i have no intention of shooting up anything, anywhere, at any time. except Bill Krozbys asshole...but the only ammo im going to use is my testicular torpedoes, and hes going to enjoy it.
  10. #50
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock i officially declare that i have no intention of shooting up anything, anywhere, at any time. except Bill Krozbys asshole…but the only ammo im going to use is my testicular torpedoes, and hes going to enjoy it.

    that wouldn't happen because before you could get close enough i'd spray liquid ass all over your face and then run away.
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  11. #51
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby that wouldn't happen because before you could get close enough i'd spray liquid ass all over your face and then run away.

    thats adorable how you try to act like you dont want my cock stuffed so far up your asshole youll be able to taste the head of it on your tongue.

    everyone knows youre being coy
  12. #52
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Its not guns that kill, its bullets.
  13. #53
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And it's not even bullets that kill, it's lead. Hot lead is what kills you dead.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Its not guns that kill, its bullets.

    It's not bullets that kill, it's firing pins
  15. #55
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Worst thing to get shot with is a 22. It goes in and hits bone and bounces all around inside like a ball in a pinball machine. Causes way more damage than just a soup-can-sized hole in you. Way easier to bleed out from the inside.
  16. #56
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    the latest school shooting had proven this to be a fact :

    Uber is responsible for the school shooting.

    they should have known better than car-ing that school shooter to his intended shooting avenue.
  17. #57
    Give all the kids Derringers
  18. #58
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Would be easy and very cost effective to just install unobtrusive weapons detectors into the walls of the hallways and classrooms, hooked up to audible alarms, but these clowns aren't going to spend a single tax dollar that could be better used for their luxurious vacations and hotel rooms, liquor, cigarettes, cocaine and hookers. They're real-life monsters, and real-life monsters love it when these shootings happen, because then they can politically capitalize on them. They don't really want the shootings to stop, they want them to continue, and even ramp up. Get rid of that pesky old Constitution altogether, it's old and outdated, bring in the UN "peacekeepers" and they'll fix everyone up in a real jiffy. Re-education centers, extermination centers, machines doing the deciding... it's all coming down the pipe. Won't be long either.

    http://shooterdetectionsystems.com/products/guardian/


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    http://shooterdetectionsystems.com/
  19. #59
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Would be easy and very cost effective to just install unobtrusive weapons detectors into the walls of the hallways and classrooms, hooked up to audible alarms, but these clowns aren't going to spend a single tax dollar that could be better used for their luxurious vacations and hotel rooms, liquor, cigarettes, cocaine and hookers. They're real-life monsters, and real-life monsters love it when these shootings happen, because then they can politically capitalize on them. They don't really want the shootings to stop, they want them to continue, and even ramp up. Get rid of that pesky old Constitution altogether, it's old and outdated, bring in the UN "peacekeepers" and they'll fix everyone up in a real jiffy. Re-education centers, extermination centers, machines doing the deciding… it's all coming down the pipe. Won't be long either.

    http://shooterdetectionsystems.com/products/guardian/


    SAFETY Act Certified by D.H.S.
    Dual Factor Authentication – Zero False Alerts
    Fastest gunshot reporting product available – Under one second
    Floor plan map of facility with instant shot location information
    Easily integrated into any network using standard Power-Over-Ethernet
    Integrated with leading-edge security systems: VMS, Access Control, Mass Notification, Mobile Applications, Digital Radios, Alarm Panels, Contact Integrations
    Requires extremely low network bandwidth
    Less than 1 watt power draw
    Fits into standard 4-inch electrical box
    Flush mounted in ceiling or wall
    Surface mount for concrete/brick structures
    Features simulation and training modes
    Made in the U.S.A.

    http://shooterdetectionsystems.com/

    My idea is easier.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Source?

    jedi controlled "alternative media"
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