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this guy probably has to shit so bad

  1. 2018-02-27 at 4:38 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    tldr this drug dealer swallowed his stash when he got pulled over so now they're trying to get him to shit it out to use as evidence but he hasn't shit in like 37 days so they keep having to get extensions to keep him in there

    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-43174862

    A suspected drug dealer who has refused to use the toilet for 37 days is at "risk of death", a court has heard.

    Lamarr Chambers, 24, of Villa Road in Brixton, is believed to have swallowed drugs during a police chase in Harlow, Essex, on 17 January.

    Chelmsford Magistrates' Court heard he had rejected laxatives and an X-ray but was eating and drinking.

    In defence, Andrew Horsall said Mr Chambers had not had privacy for 37 days.

    The court heard Mr Chambers was being kept in a normal prison cell with two police officers with him at all times.

    Mr Horsall added: "There's the potential of something going seriously wrong. We're in an arena of risk of death."

    He added that getting the suspected drugs Mr Chambers allegedly has inside him was the "cherry on the cake" and was not necessarily crucial evidence.

    'In charge of fate'
    The court heard the situation was "unprecedented" and the previous record for preventing the evacuation of the bowels was believed to have been 33 days.

    Police officers were at court to get an extension to his time in custody.

    Prosecutor Bob Rowlingson told the court: "He's in charge of his fate, he only has to co-operate with police".

    The magistrates said, after reading a report, they were confident Mr Chambers' life was not at risk and his rights had not been infringed.

    They said he should be monitored by police - not only for evidence gathering - but also his own health and that police detention was justified.

    Mr Chambers was remanded back into police cells before what will be his eighth hearing on Monday.
  2. 2018-02-27 at 6:17 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    All that bullshit over a little bag of drugs

    For some reason I thought the US were the only ones that go full retard over a little bit of powder
  3. 2018-02-27 at 8:56 AM UTC
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    SHARP Yung Blood
    That must be some sort of record... Over here the cops chased some dude last night, with a lot of drugs in his car, and he decided to rip open the bags and dump the drugs out the window. Needless to say that didn't go as planned, he pretty much just did a really shitty powder coating job on the car, and still got caught.

    https://localeyes.dk/80802-2847-bil-smurt-ind-i-narko-slingrende-bilist-haeldte-det-ud-af-vinduet/
  4. 2018-02-27 at 9:13 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How do you swallow a stash and not get high and then just let the drugs digest normally? I don't get it?
  5. 2018-02-27 at 9:17 AM UTC
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they're sealed in plastic you idiot



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  6. 2018-02-27 at 9:23 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist they're sealed in plastic you idiot



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    But when you take pills, the actual drugs are sealed in the pill shells. The plastic would be the equivalent here. It doesn't make sense?
  7. 2018-02-27 at 10:11 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Enter But when you take pills, the actual drugs are sealed in the pill shells. The plastic would be the equivalent here. It doesn't make sense?

    depends on the plastic. pills are typically made of gelatin designed to dissolve - I imagine most plastics will eventually dissolve in your stomach acids, but they get digested and passed quickly enough that they don't significantly weaken
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  8. 2018-02-27 at 11:47 AM UTC
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah that^



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  9. 2018-02-27 at 2:21 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    he's up to 40 days now. some fancy titled british person wants him to be released because they think he might die, so he may actually make it

    https://www.sfgate.com/weird/article/Drug-suspect-refuses-to-poop-jail-toilet-strike-12709927.php
  10. 2018-02-27 at 2:39 PM UTC
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist they're sealed in plastic you idiot



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    lol
  11. 2018-02-27 at 2:41 PM UTC
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Enter But when you take pills, the actual drugs are sealed in the pill shells. The plastic would be the equivalent here. It doesn't make sense?

    the pills could be in a baggy or a balloon
  12. 2018-02-27 at 2:42 PM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    what if hes just ate a bag of immodium
    hes trollin
    when he finally shits hes gonna tell the jailer to hold his hand out and shit the worlds largest turd into it

    clutch it, nigga!
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  13. 2018-02-27 at 2:48 PM UTC
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
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  14. 2018-02-27 at 2:52 PM UTC
    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter But when you take pills, the actual drugs are sealed in the pill shells. The plastic would be the equivalent here. It doesn't make sense?

    gellitan not plastic
  15. 2018-02-27 at 2:53 PM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 gellitan not plastic

    can you take care of my kennel full of angry pitbulls while im away?
  16. 2018-02-27 at 2:55 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor can you take care of my kennel full of angry pitbulls while im away?

    I love pitties but you're too fucking far away. and They can't be in this building. for fuck sakes there are kids next door


    can you put them in a doggy hotel?
  17. 2018-02-27 at 2:57 PM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    jk i dont have any doggeys i was trolein
  18. 2018-02-27 at 2:58 PM UTC
    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol totse got trolled hard
  19. 2018-02-27 at 3:02 PM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by greenplastic lol totse got trolled hard


    *clutch it, nigga!*
  20. 2018-02-27 at 4:14 PM UTC
    #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    good job
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