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  1. #21
    Xlite African Astronaut
    ^Armored attack dogs, i like it.
  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor it will distract the shooter and buy others time, plus theres several other dogs to keep the attack waves coming
    and they can wear armor

    multiple dogs as in a pack might work. effective armor will only slow them down
  3. #23
    Just build a wall around the school.

    Build a wall.

    Build a wall.

    BUILD A WALL
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  4. #24
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    it should be made mandatory for everyone in school and surrounding area to be naked.

    you cant conceal carry a gun when naked.

    edit : yes, finny, i know you can conceal carry assault rifles while naked but were talking about normal people here.
  5. #25
    just teach kids to play cs
  6. #26
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    “All of a sudden I heard gun shots in the stairwell, which is about 20 feet away from my room, and then kids were screaming and running back towards me, towards the end of the hallway,” she explained. “So, I just went in this very strange autopilot mode where I pivoted on my feet and unlocked my door, and kids just started pouring in my room. I don’t know how many kids were in there, but I was pulling them in and shouting at them to get in the room.”

    “Then I suddenly saw the shooter, about 20 feet from me, standing at the end of the hallway, actively shooting down the hallway – just a barrage of bullets. And I’m staring at him thinking, ‘Why is the police here? This is strange.’ He was in full metal garb – helmet, face mask, bulletproof armor, shooting this rifle that I’d never seen before.”

    Lippel says she then pulled her door shut, but not before one of the shooter’s rounds grazed her arm – a wound which she showed to the camera.

    She described warning fellow teacher Scott Beigel to also shut his door, adding that Beigel “couldn’t see the shooter – I had a good visual of him, which is why I yelled at him to shut his door.”

    Strangely, there have been few if any reports that Nikolas Cruz was decked out in full body armor, or that he resembled a member of law enforcement.

    An official timeline of events maintains that Cruz arrived in an Uber at the high school, and less than three minutes later, he had already embarked on a rampage inside the school.

    Cruz reportedly transported a rifle in a soft case, and carried extra magazines in a backpack.

    A conflict arises between these details and Ms. Lippel’s account, as the baggage necessary to carry a full outfit of body armor would likely exceed that which has been reported, and even a well-trained individual would require longer than 1-2 minutes to don a tactical ensemble resembling the type Lippel describes, while on the move.

    Cruz was apprehended by police in just his plain clothes, after reportedly abandoning his bag and rifle at the school.

    https://newswars.com/parkland-teacher-shooter-was-wearing-full-metal-body-armor-helmet-face-mask%20
  7. #27
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by greenplastic just teach kids to play cs

    fy_iceworld is the best map.
  8. #28
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL ….

    https://newswars.com/parkland-teacher-shooter-was-wearing-full-metal-body-armor-helmet-face-mask%20

    full metal armor ????
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader full metal armor ????



    and Creative Writing teacher
  10. #30
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    lol ... the entire news is fiction.
  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Not fake. This is an actual teacher who was on scene at the shooting. She's basically describing an FBI agent in full gear shooting at children.
  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not fake. This is an actual teacher who was on scene at the shooting. She's basically describing an FBI agent in full gear shooting at children.

    there is no 'full metal armor' deployed by any military service. (speshul forsez get the best shit before the civilians do) there is no metal body ballistic armor that has the weight/performance ratio benefit of composite armor.

    and.

    pics...or it didnt happen
  13. #33
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    So after reading through the thread, and combinding ideas, I've come up with the best solution.

    Build a giant wall around the school. Full body armour for all students. Take away all guns from all citizens. Kill everyone that is different and does not fit in.

    When this happens, there will be no more school shootings.
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  14. #34
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    https://www.tssi-ops.com/fbi-personal-body-armor-kit/

    With the new award, TSSi and Point Blank will be the exclusive providers for supplying the FBI with ballistics packages, which are tested in accordance with the National Institute of Justice body armor standards (NIJ Standard-0101.06), the FBI Body Armor Test Protocol and meet or exceed military standards for fragmentation protection.
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  15. #35
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    arm the children, all the children
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  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SBTlauien So after reading through the thread, and combinding ideas, I've come up with the best solution.

    Build a giant wall around the school. Full body armour for all students. Take away all guns from all citizens. Kill everyone that is different and does not fit in.

    When this happens, there will be no more school shootings.

    a much better resolution would be to gather up all the little bastards at the age of six years, ship them off to china, then make them work in government factories producing useless consumer products until their 21st birthday. its not like the little bastards are learning anything anyways. modern schools are nothing more than state-subsidized day care and dating services.

    voila. guaranteed end of school shootings.
  17. #37
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Here's a better idea: When these kids say they're going to shoot up the school maybe take it a LIIIIIIIIITLE more serious.
  18. #38
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not fake. This is an actual teacher who was on scene at the shooting. She's basically describing an FBI agent in full gear shooting at children.

    im not disputing the real-ity of the teacher, just her ''account'' of what happened.
  19. #39
    Why don't we just put metal detectors in schools? My school had them
  20. #40
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Juicebox Why don't we just put metal detectors in schools? My school had them

    no metal detectors are needed when everyones naked.
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