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The worst inventions in the history of mankind

  1. #21
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Originally posted by Daily Because it is an evolutionary lifehack. Women are now able to lead degenerate lifestyles and fuck men with no reproductive consequences while destroying their psychological ability to pair bond. This is why a woman's sexual partner count directly correlates with her likelihood of divorcing her husband in the future. Women have evolved to evaluate the cost-benefit of sexual relations with a man since getting impregnated with a man means investing 9 months into pregnancy and choosing the right man to stick around was incredibly important for the upbringing and health for her and the child. Women no longer have to worry about this and are able to have 80 cocks inside their pussy and even more in their mouth before settling down with an oblivious beta who thinks she's a special snowflake who's going to give him everything she can. Meanwhile, her experiences and ability of experiencing these experiences overshadow the attention and love one man can give her. Why would a woman, who has the ability to fuck many men with no consequence, give a fuck about sexually pleasing one man who gives her all the attention he can, when she can get attention from hundreds of men with better bodies, bigger cocks, better stamina? It makes no sense for her reproductively. It is an evolutionary fuck up. It has destroyed male-female relationships and is one of the main contributors to the high (female initiated) divorce rate. It creates "beta widows" - women who have experienced beta cock that bounced to never be seen again - no shit women are always going to think they can do "do better" (since they have in the past) even though their physical attractiveness deteriorates with their age.

    Wouldn't you say everything we invented is an evolutionary lifehack anyway?

    I agree with the whole cock carrousel ride a lot of women have because of birth control, but it's not all about getting pregnant. Some birth control pills help women with their periods and a bunch of other problems regardless if they're whores or not. If you include condoms in birth control, then those are cool because that means I don't have to worry about impregnating some cum dumpster or getting the clap from your uncle.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Vizier I agree with all that because I hate cars, but I think it's the oil based economy that the current world is based on that's the bigger problem.

    Do you even need central heating in the winter there?

    Here everything is cold and damp and horrible in the winter without heat, which comes mostly from oil.
  3. #23
    tinychat
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  4. #24
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Originally posted by Issue313 Do you even need central heating in the winter there?

    Here everything is cold and damp and horrible in the winter without heat, which comes mostly from oil.

    It's cold and snows where I grew up, so yes we heat up using gas for the most part. Nowadays ACs with heat/cold are a better alternative for that.

    It's not the technology and uses for oil that I think are bad, it's the whole global economy that still depends on it considering it's a finite resource and current technology allows for cheaper and more efficient sources of energy, like solar or nuclear.

    Look at places like Venezuela, they have one of the biggest oil reserves in the world and yet the people there are starving because of communism when they had virtually free gas for their cars. How many wars has USA done in the middle east for oil? Everything depends on fucking oil.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by infinityshock youve obviously never deployed a high-yield tactical nuclear device

    Unfortunately not
  6. #26
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Cell phones. They're the invention that decoupled digital access from digital authoring tools. People like to talk about the democratic effects of digital publishing, but even if we ignore the effective monopoly and willingness to use it to suppress unpopular opinions we see in the modern landscape, it means nothing to be able to publish if you're a wholly passive consumer. We should destroy every personal computing device that doesn't have a keyboard attached to it and a user-accessible compiler
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  7. #27
    Originally posted by Lanny Cell phones. They're the invention that decoupled digital access from digital authoring tools. People like to talk about the democratic effects of digital publishing, but even if we ignore the effective monopoly and willingness to use it to suppress unpopular opinions we see in the modern landscape, it means nothing to be able to publish if you're a wholly passive consumer. We should destroy every personal computing device that doesn't have a keyboard attached to it and a user-accessible compiler

    Smartphones is more like it. I'd be fine if mobile technology pretty much stayed around where it was when I bought my W810i, plus storage + quality upgrades (better cameras, audio, screens etc).

    I agree with you on how the smartphone revolution essentially just created pure consumption devices with no focus creation, save for a few notable exceptions. The first that comes to mind is my old Nokia N900, that shit was fucking fire, and so was the MAEMO project. All sorts of art, programming etc tools were available for that bad ass phone.
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  8. #28
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    God I miss my Nokia phones during the 2000s.
  9. #29
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    internal. combustion. engines.
  10. #30
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Nine. Eleven.
  11. #31
    Automatic flushing toilets. Aint broke why fix it.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Automatic flushing toilets. Aint broke why fix it.

    in public bathrooms? these are a godsend.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Vizier God I miss my Nokia phones during the 2000s.

    do ya? do ya miss nokia phones during the 2000s, you fucking overly emotional spic?

    hey everyone, vizier misses nokia phones during the 2000s. let's all comfort him.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Enter in public bathrooms? these are a godsend.

    I'll ammend that to just urinals...
  15. #35
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Enter do ya? do ya miss nokia phones during the 2000s, you fucking overly emotional spic?

    hey everyone, vizier misses nokia phones during the 2000s. let's all comfort him.

    LOL. Idk why really but I laughed a good 5 seconds at this.
  16. #36
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Daily Birth control

    now I'm sad. and feel like Enter after reading your explanation.



    Originally posted by Issue313 Probably automobiles.

    They are environmental nightmares, enforce class distinctions, lead directly to social isolation and anomie, allow normies to avoid having to confront social problems like diversity, cost a fortune, and kill and cripple millions of people every year.

    horseless carriages is one of the greatest things we have lol. getting away from people you don't like is one of the many great things about it.

    They don't cost a fortune if you aren't picky about style, you just gotta take some initiative and find a good deal and do simple maintenance yourself - you really can get a reliable car that will give you a few years of trouble-free service for 800-1500 bucks.

    ships and commercial aircraft are the real polluters but guess who gets forced to have a catalytic converter, a high tech emissions system, and has to smog test their cars every year or so? the little guy. joe schmoe with his little v8 that sips a few quarts of highly refined fuel per hour bears the cost of "going green" .

    while an airline has hundreds of planes in the air at a given time ,many with 4 turbines each - screaming at an ungodly RPM and blowing every bit of shit from the combustion right into a beautiful new set of chemtrails. hundreds of massive ships burning enormous amounts of barely-refined-sludge "oil" with not one bit of filtration or regulation. they use so much fuel it is more practical to record its burn rate in tons instead of gallons.

    mass produced cars are one of the greatest things we got.

    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Automatic flushing toilets. Aint broke why fix it.

    definitely. they get "out of tune" and flush randomly and inappropriately ( which on a commercial toilet means a fucking GUSHER of water splashing everywhere , including onto your asshole and testicals, so much for being green or sanitary ) or not at all - leaving piles of shit as a present for the next guy. manual flush valves only , please!

    dont get me started on the stingy motion operated sinks that give you a half second of water and you have to basically rub your hands on the filthy sensor to activate it 100 times to finally get enough water to wet your hands.
  17. #37
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    its these college 'educated' types think they are doing something revolutionary but in implementation they actually made something that is more complicated, doesn't work as well, and of course costs more to install and maintain. FUCKING FOOLS!!!

    i could design a functional and hygienic bathroom and there would be no fuckboy bullshit involved

    EDIT;
    i swear next time a toilet goes off while im sitting on it, i am going to get up ( feces finished exiting my body or not ) and stomp the flush-valve assembly until it breaks from the wall and/or the porcelain . that's the only way these fucking retards are going to get it.
  18. #38
    forensics
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Automatic flushing toilets. Aint broke why fix it.

    This. All the troubles of the world and we focus on making automatic toilets, soap dispensers, faucets, and paper towel dispensers, none of which ever work as intended
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Juicebox Unfortunately not

    you should try it some time.
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