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  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is it ironic that these fucks have sifted through and watched more child pornography than 95% of the global population, all while claiming to want to "prevent it?" Yeah....RIGHT!
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    no. cops become cops to fulfil a certain need
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The need to legally watch all the illegal child porn, yes.
  4. #4
    They became cops in order to get free drugs and so they can hold a "position of authority" over us peons
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    Infinityshock coplover piece of shit.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Is it ironic that these fucks have sifted through and watched more child pornography than 95% of the global population, all while claiming to want to "prevent it?" Yeah….RIGHT!


    I was once about 5 years ago arrested for sexual assault of the mouth. I was taken to a precinct that isn't the normal precinct where you are booked for a crime. which would be downtown. The cop took off my cuffs so I could take a breather and sit for a second. she then recuffed me when she heard the detective coming. The detective was a sexy slut in a mini skirt, a total milf. She started telling me how she went through my phone and saw pictures of my dick and ass, and asked me if i was just out to get a piece of ass. I told her I was, and that the girl was just jelly of her better looking sister.

    She ent up giving me a ride back to my car, and I went and bought a 4loko and 7am

    whats funny about the whole thing was the girl called me a few days later, and i was like "who is dis?" and she was like "Doug!!?!!.. its me..." and I said "i shouldn't talk to you anymore.."

    and hung up
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Infinityshock coplover piece of shit.

    dont be jealous, ill always love you the most, i promise

    now grab your ankles and let me show you, you dirty little muslim cock lover
  8. #8
    They became cops in order to get free drugs and so they can hold a "position of authority" over us peons


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY8jywTuyaw
  9. #9
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I recall an interview with someone with this position. He stated that he had seen infants with the umbilical cord still attached being molested.
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^k.... was his name officer fuckface malice is a retard? badge number 80081ESS?

  11. #11
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I recall an interview with someone with this position. He stated that he had seen infants with the umbilical cord still attached being molested.

    Sounds like something you could make up and no one would ever be able to call you on.

    It is an interesting idea though. I imagine you really only need to look a kiddie porn under whatever trivial clerical conditions a couple of time per case, there would only be so many per year, I can't imagine there's a specific person who's actual job is to watch kiddie porn. I like thinking about that dude though, if he did exist. What would he tell his friends about what he does? You think of a lot of funny/tragic situations to come out of being accustomed to that kind of thing, as it's easy to be, and the societal expectations that every kiddy-rape is a personally-horrific thing to witness.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I don't suppose there is one specific 'kiddie porn watcher guy' that does ALL of the child porn investigations, and that makes it even more amusing. Like when the report says that so-and-so was found to have more than 10,000 pictures and videos on his computer, I guess you'd assume there was a TEAM of people viewing hundreds and hundreds of images and videos each. They could stop after 4 or 5 but instead they make sure to have a detailed report of the exact amount of media files containing naked children sucking and fucking.

    "Scott, we've found nearly 300 videos so far, I'd say we have enough to make a solid case. Let's call a day, what do ya say m8?"

    "NO!!!!!!!! Absolutely NOT!!! NOBODY leaves this room until we are 100% sure we have viewed IN FULL, EACH AND EVERY GODDAMNED PIXEL of boys and girls in absolutely lewd and HORRIFYING SEXUAL ACTS! NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
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  13. #13
    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    Jared Fogle was framed and blackmailed into confessing to possessing child pornography. He was framed by his former lover, Tanie Zue, a Vietnamese underage sex worker Jared met at a gay bathouse during his travels as a spokesman for Subway. According to sources, Tanie Zue was seeking revenge after Jared broke off the relationship when he became of legal age. I guess the meat from subway was not the only fresh meat Jared was acustom to.
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    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    Jared Fogle was framed and blackmailed into confessing to possessing child pornography. He was framed by his former lover, Tanie Zue, a Vietnamese underage sex worker Jared met at a gay bathouse during his travels as a spokesman for Subway. According to sources, Tanie Zue was seeking revenge after Jared broke off the relationship when he became of legal age. I guess the meat from subway was not the only fresh meat Jared was acustom to.
  15. #15
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ^k…. was his name officer fuckface malice is a retard? badge number 80081ESS?


    Sounds like something you could make up and no one would ever be able to call you on.

    No, this actually happened. Have you seen "A Serbian Film"? It was likely just like that, unless the anus was too small (maybe they just used the tip or they used something else to penetrate it.

    There's such an immense of child porn produced, in a wold of 7 billion people, even just those in countries developed enough to have the technology and sufficient subculture to reach a threshold level and create network effects, things like this are bound to happen. And there's so much worse in the world, just think through your database.

    You can find some results here: www.google.com/search?&q=child+porn+OR+raped+"umbilical+cord+stil l+attached"

    Satisfied? I don't know why this would be hard to believe after spending some much time, for many of us over a decade, dwelling in the darkest corners of the internet.

    http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/201...agents_wa.html

    According to a study conducted by Michael Bourke, a leading sex-offender treatment specialist and chief psychologist for the U.S. Marshals Service, 85 percent of men arrested for the possession and/or distribution of child pornography have also committed a hands-on offense against a child.

    Oh, this is very interesting information, if accurate. With the number of pedos here, I wonder what this tells us about us. Sophie did lie about about being a pedophile for quite a while, IIRC he stated it was a strategic decision, that he felt people needed to be desensitized to his depravity by preventing to only be a hebe at first. Of course, he hasn't been arrested but is he is sufficiently knowledgeable on technology and opsec, how to avoid being caught, unlike the average low intelligence pedophile (stud/y/ies on this).

    I also recall him saying that the burnout/turnover rate was very high and the majority were regularly seeing a mental health professional.

    Why must you doubt me, Lanny?
  16. #16
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY8jywTuyaw


    Lol, neither the cop nor the operator know what the fuck they're doing
  17. #17
    You can tell its FBI agent Dan when someone starts posting hurtcore and saying its totally cool.
  18. #18
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I recall an interview with someone with this position. He stated that he had seen infants with the umbilical cord still attached being molested.

    If this really happened he probably lied about his position, i'm pretty sure he meant to say he was with The Ministry of Truth.
  19. #19
    o fuck im getting out of this thread lol
  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    o fuck im getting out of this thread lol

    Don't blame ya, check muh stats.



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