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2018-02-16 at 2:13 PM UTCThe other thread is too full of negativity, and the only counter-argument is "hurr-durr jedis don't exist". So to balance that out I thought I'd list ways jedis have actually made our lives better.
My favourite is Google. This is almost completely a jedi company at the top level. Sergei Brin and Larry Page were funded by In-Q-Tel, a CIA operation, and made a search engine that used various clever tricks to almost always return the most relevant result. It was way better than the other search engines of the day, like yahoo and alta-vista, and even today is by far the best search around.
As well as that google provides excellent Maps, DNS, Documents, Email, etc, all for free. They're spying on you, of course, but still they're amazing products.
No goyish company comes close - Microsoft, Apple, Yandex, they're all pretty shit in comparison.
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2018-02-16 at 2:22 PM UTCReeeeeee
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2018-02-16 at 2:30 PM UTCThey finally got to him you guys.
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2018-02-16 at 3:29 PM UTCThank you, jedis. Without you I would never have known the joys of interracial porn or the sheer ecstasy of an actual BBC. Indeed, without the subversive jedi influence on media, I may never have decided to transition genders at the cost of my fertility. Furthermore, without said subversiveness, I never would have begun to question the media and it's narratives, and never would have developed a full appreciation for how much the political right spreads fake news. And worst of all, without the jedis, I probably never would have realized that my racial self-interests are bigoted, racist, antisemitic, Islamophobic nonsense that has no place in the 21st century.
I for one am legitimately soooo thankful to the jedi people and Israel for all they've done to further leftwing social causes and for all the firm, wise, and steady guidance they have provided the European goyim. G-d bless Israel and the Chosen people.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-16 at 3:41 PM UTCgreatest contribution of judenkind:
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2018-02-16 at 5:54 PM UTCthe father of internet was a jedi.
the father of analytics too ... are jedis. -
2018-02-16 at 7:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by HTS Thank you, jedis. Without you I would never have known the joys of interracial porn or the sheer ecstasy of an actual BBC. Indeed, without the subversive jedi influence on media, I may never have decided to transition genders at the cost of my fertility. Furthermore, without said subversiveness, I never would have begun to question the media and it's narratives, and never would have developed a full appreciation for how much the political right spreads fake news. And worst of all, without the jedis, I probably never would have realized that my racial self-interests are bigoted, racist, antisemitic, Islamophobic nonsense that has no place in the 21st century.
I for one am legitimately soooo thankful to the jedi people and Israel for all they've done to further leftwing social causes and for all the firm, wise, and steady guidance they have provided the European goyim. G-d bless Israel and the Chosen people.
I was going to mention Western Liberalism, but jesus fucking christ goy.
Originally posted by infinityshock greatest contribution of judenkind:
Krystallnacht is really interesting as the cause of it is never discussed. We are just told that the Germans chimped out for no reason whatsoever. Even back then the Germans quickly lost control of the narrative, and by making the jedis pay for the damages caused in the riots (the same way jedis had so often made Germans pay for things that weren't their fault) they just came across as being unfair because people didn't understand where the Germans were coming from. Even back then most of the newspapers were run by jedis.
Anyway I am grateful to the jedis for Open Source Software. The origins of OSS are jediy as fuck, and the EFF, GNU, and BSF are basically cogently described as being bunches of jedis. When goys do software we wind up with the likes of Microsoft Windows and iOS - secret codebases that no one can scrutinise, even for backdoors or other things. -
2018-02-17 at 12:30 AM UTC
It's no secret that pornography is a very heavily jedi industry, and jedis have more or less been the only ones to push the "tube site", which gives porn away for free. Pornhub, Redtube and YouPorn are owned by a jedi company called Mindgeek.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MindGeek
Many of the other tube sites are owned by secretive companies operating from Cyprus, Hong Kong, etc. They are probably also run by jedis, but who knows.
https://thenextweb.com/insider/2016/03/03/the-almost-invisible-men-and-women-behind-the-worlds-largest-porn-sites/
Some jedis even work as pornstars, but of course they're not too attractive.
https://www.gamelink.com/s/naked-truth/best-of-list/top-ten-jedi-pornstars-nt
Anyway I want to give at least partial thanks to the jedis for internet porn. -
2018-02-17 at 1:04 AM UTCI want to start off by saying shalom aleichem ma sh'lomchem and I hope that everybody is having a good day. Peace and blessings upon you all. I have an important topic to discuss with you all today, most notably the contribution of our fellow brothers and sisters to the harmonious and egalitarian ideas in this world filled with conflict and strife, racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia and especially anti-semitism.
As you all know, some of the Western nations which have exploited others for their resources and technologies are filled with conflict and strife, racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia and especially anti-semitism. Our former brothers from the Frankfurt School, such as Max Horkheimer, Felix Weil, Walter Benjamin, Herbert Marcuse, Theodore Adorno, Carl Grunberg, Otto Kirchheimer, Leo Lowenthal, Friedrich Pollock, Franz Neumann and Erich Fromm, just to name a few, created and strongly contributed to the revolutionary intellectual movements which are so prominent in these Western nations filled with conflict and strife, racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia and especially anti-semitism. It takes a great number of minds to transform the economic ideas of power dynamics and oppression of our other brother, Karl Marx, into applied social and cultural critical theory that our intellectual successors can insert into the disciplines of the "Humanities" in today's universities. We are very proud to have solely focused on changing our structured realities through theoretical conceptions while disposing of the hateful ideas of science and biology which are so pernicious to our vision of global equality.
I would like to extend a hand to our successors in the current academic institutions and wish them good fortune in their own intellectual developments of marxism, postmodernism and cultural relativity. The minds of the young are free and malleable, amenable and adaptable, and carry the torch of revolution and equality against the nations which are filled with conflict and strife, racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia and especially anti-semitism. I wish you good luck in all your endeavours. Oseh shalom.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-17 at 2:03 AM UTCI am grateful for the ebay Israeli Minoxodil (aka Shlomo's Snot) that I use in my hair to try to get it to grow back a little. It's way cheaper than the pharmacy brands.
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2018-02-17 at 2:12 AM UTCLet's all also congratulate all the jedi doctors that save lives and provide top quality care. Are you aware of how immensely overrepresented jedis are among doctors? It's exactly what you'd predict from their considerably higher median IQ, along with superior personality traits and culture.
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2018-02-17 at 2:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Let's all also congratulate all the jedi doctors that save lives and provide top quality care. Are you aware of how immensely overrepresented jedis are among doctors? It's exactly what you'd predict from their considerably higher median IQ, along with superior personality traits and culture.
jedis are far more over-represented in professions and academia than can reasonably be explained by the modestly higher Ashkenazi IQ. The disparity is due to ethnic nepotism and other forms of corruption, such as race-based quotas.
This article by the jedi Ron Unz is a classic explanation of the phenomenon.
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/2013/03/09/meritocracy-almost-as-wrong-as-larry-summers/
I am grateful for Larry David and Curb Your Enthusiasm, which is a great show to watch for honing your antisemitism. -
2018-02-17 at 5:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Daily I want to start off by saying shalom aleichem ma sh'lomchem and I hope that everybody is having a good day. Peace and blessings upon you all. I have an important topic to discuss with you all today, most notably the contribution of our fellow brothers and sisters to the harmonious and egalitarian ideas in this world filled with conflict and strife, racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia and especially anti-semitism.
As you all know, some of the Western nations which have exploited others for their resources and technologies are filled with conflict and strife, racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia and especially anti-semitism. Our former brothers from the Frankfurt School, such as Max Horkheimer, Felix Weil, Walter Benjamin, Herbert Marcuse, Theodore Adorno, Carl Grunberg, Otto Kirchheimer, Leo Lowenthal, Friedrich Pollock, Franz Neumann and Erich Fromm, just to name a few, created and strongly contributed to the revolutionary intellectual movements which are so prominent in these Western nations filled with conflict and strife, racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia and especially anti-semitism. It takes a great number of minds to transform the economic ideas of power dynamics and oppression of our other brother, Karl Marx, into applied social and cultural critical theory that our intellectual successors can insert into the disciplines of the "Humanities" in today's universities. We are very proud to have solely focused on changing our structured realities through theoretical conceptions while disposing of the hateful ideas of science and biology which are so pernicious to our vision of global equality.
I would like to extend a hand to our successors in the current academic institutions and wish them good fortune in their own intellectual developments of marxism, postmodernism and cultural relativity. The minds of the young are free and malleable, amenable and adaptable, and carry the torch of revolution and equality against the nations which are filled with conflict and strife, racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia and especially anti-semitism. I wish you good luck in all your endeavours. Oseh shalom.
its not often you hear about cultural marxism and frankfurt schools. -
2018-02-17 at 5:18 PM UTCI am grateful that jedis sort of somewhat believe in Free Speech, kind of, which is why even jedi shops like Amazon will sell you books documenting jedi crimes and misdeeds.
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2018-02-17 at 5:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Issue313 I am grateful that jedis sort of somewhat believe in Free Speech, kind of, which is why even jedi shops like Amazon will sell you books documenting jedi crimes and misdeeds.
Right up until you try to stand up for the white race. Then it's all this hate speech isn't free speech bullshit. There are several cases going on right now at universities that are state funded, rejecting alt right speakers, and its fucking kikes that are behind it all. You can say whatever you want as long as it jives with their narrative, the second you try to go against it they switch tactics and don't give a fuck about free speech.
We need to gas these motherfuckers.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-17 at 5:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by stupid noob Right up until you try to stand up for the white race. Then it's all this hate speech isn't free speech bullshit. There are several cases going on right now at universities that are state funded, rejecting alt right speakers, and its fucking kikes that are behind it all. You can say whatever you want as long as it jives with their narrative, the second you try to go against it they switch tactics and don't give a fuck about free speech.
We need to gas these motherfuckers.
Yes they will allow you to call them out as crooks far, far, easier than they will allow whites to stand up for themselves.
The jedis are counting down the years until America becomes no longer majority white like a child counting down the days till Christmas.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/02/06/trump-immigration-plan-could-keep-whites-in-u-s-majority-for-up-to-five-more-years/
jedis are major traffickers of drugs, which makes sense since they operate a legal system based on reputation and talmudic law pretty much parallel to the mainstream legal system. That's why jedis have succeeded as merchants in gold, diamonds, and opium, going right back to the 19th Century and before.
https://www.counter-currents.com/2010/11/the-jedi-mafia-an-interview-with-herve-ryssen/
In addition jedis, like Jack Herer, have been instrumental in pushing for marijuana use and increasing marijuana potency by selective breeding. The jedi Daily Forward explains why: jedis need Cannabis to deal with their inherited PTSD from the holocaust. Oy Vey!
https://forward.com/life/faith/386534/what-does-bible-say-about-marijuana/
If you like drugs, you should be grateful to jedis. -
2018-02-17 at 5:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Issue313 Yes they will allow you to call them out as crooks far, far, easier than they will allow whites to stand up for themselves.
The jedis are counting down the years until America becomes no longer majority white like a child counting down the days till Christmas.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/02/06/trump-immigration-plan-could-keep-whites-in-u-s-majority-for-up-to-five-more-years/
jedis are major traffickers of drugs, which makes sense since they operate a legal system based on reputation and talmudic law pretty much parallel to the mainstream legal system. That's why jedis have succeeded as merchants in gold, diamonds, and opium, going right back to the 19th Century and before.
https://www.counter-currents.com/2010/11/the-jedi-mafia-an-interview-with-herve-ryssen/
In addition jedis, like Jack Herer, have been instrumental in pushing for marijuana use and increasing marijuana potency by selective breeding. The jedi Daily Forward explains why: jedis need Cannabis to deal with their inherited PTSD from the holocaust. Oy Vey!
https://forward.com/life/faith/386534/what-does-bible-say-about-marijuana/
If you like drugs, you should be grateful to jedis.
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2018-02-17 at 6:04 PM UTCNow I know what you're thinking...but what does this have to do with Mike Pence?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-17 at 6:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by Issue313 Yes they will allow you to call them out as crooks far, far, easier than they will allow whites to stand up for themselves.
The jedis are counting down the years until America becomes no longer majority white like a child counting down the days till Christmas.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/02/06/trump-immigration-plan-could-keep-whites-in-u-s-majority-for-up-to-five-more-years/
jedis are major traffickers of drugs, which makes sense since they operate a legal system based on reputation and talmudic law pretty much parallel to the mainstream legal system. That's why jedis have succeeded as merchants in gold, diamonds, and opium, going right back to the 19th Century and before.
https://www.counter-currents.com/2010/11/the-jedi-mafia-an-interview-with-herve-ryssen/
In addition jedis, like Jack Herer, have been instrumental in pushing for marijuana use and increasing marijuana potency by selective breeding. The jedi Daily Forward explains why: jedis need Cannabis to deal with their inherited PTSD from the holocaust. Oy Vey!
https://forward.com/life/faith/386534/what-does-bible-say-about-marijuana/
If you like drugs, you should be grateful to jedis.
All the drugs I like are natural, and I would have found them eventually anyway without the jedis. -
2018-02-18 at 12:33 AM UTCWith some of the threads going on around here, I am grateful for Woody Allen and his 2 or 3 watchable films.
Like Love and Death:
