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Just got pulled over by the pigs
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2018-02-14 at 5:54 AM UTCI was pretty krunk and was going to the store and bought some stuff and a brew and I ran a yellow light and this cop came behind me and then passed me up and I turned down a different street and then some other cop came up behind me so i immediately pulled over and turned down korn on my stereo. I was kinda nervous as I had a schlitz in my lap and my sticker was a month overdue and they said thats why they pulled me over but really its because i ran that yellow light.
They kept asking me if i was drinking and why I hadn't popped open that can and I just said i was waiting to go home im 2 blocks away.
So they let me off again, second time in the last 2 months, I guess the trick is to know their game.
luckily im good at drunk driving. #Bill Krozbypriv -
2018-02-14 at 6:01 AM UTCor you could just stop being an alcoholic dirt bag, you sniveling little faggot.
what probably really happened was you begged the two nigger cops not to arrest you and in return youd suck their dicks until they turned to prunes...and swallow every last drop of that nigger juicy goodness
you little faggot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-14 at 6:07 AM UTCi just don't know what the fuck he^ is
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2018-02-14 at 6:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock or you could just stop being an alcoholic dirt bag, you sniveling little faggot.
what probably really happened was you begged the two nigger cops not to arrest you and in return youd suck their dicks until they turned to prunes…and swallow every last drop of that nigger juicy goodness
you little faggot.
hey look retard you're obviously mad and have a lot of pent up weird homo-erotic sexual fantasies, dare to take the red pill fam? -
2018-02-14 at 6:19 AM UTC
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2018-02-14 at 6:22 AM UTC
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2018-02-14 at 6:38 AM UTCDude, have someone hold your keys and buy your brew up front in the day time and have your food and other shit ready.
It will happen. stop challenging it. If you're going to not stop drinking alcohol, just don't drive. I have 2 DUIs
One at age 19 and one around 29. It's been nearly a quarter of a century and no DUI. because I stopped drinking 4 years ago but also because I never drove again after drinking.
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2018-02-14 at 6:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Dude, have someone hold your keys and buy your brew up front in the day time and have your food and other shit ready.
It will happen. stop challenging it. If you're going to not stop drinking alcohol, just don't drive. I have 2 DUIs
One at age 19 and one around 29. It's been nearly a quarter of a century and no DUI. because I stopped drinking 4 years ago but also because I never drove again after drinking.
stay at home and be a true alcoholic or take Uber.
lol uber guy pushes uber.. jk
yeah you're right bud, I've been given the same advice by other people but I go between driking a couple brews and now wanting to drink so I don't buy a bunch to keep at home then i get the feel that i want another. It's kind of a vicious cycle. But I've been working on it lately I'm just glad that I had this chance to make it home and work on it more. I was honstly not really that drunk but was just going to get steaks and as soon as I noticed what the cops were doing i just realized i should drive closer home.
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2018-02-14 at 6:44 AM UTCBill Krozby how the fuck are you not horrified of the police in southern america
they don't just kill innocent blacks now, they kill innocent whites -
2018-02-14 at 6:46 AM UTC
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2018-02-14 at 7:12 AM UTCfucking lit as fuck, and fucking dude fucking texts me and says they can't sleep, call them blah, blah... 3 mins later I do... no fucking answer... wtf? Pray tell, why even text saying that?
I'm going back to enjoying my evening of intoxication now, with people who aren't pussy faggots who fall asleep after saying they can't sleep. Got to take a friend to court in the morning too... I doubt I'm going to sleep. Fingers crossed I don't get the flu as half this house has atm.
Hope you all fags are doing alright. Have fun.
EDIT: speking for how lit I am... this should be in trt, but fuck it... it can live and die here. -
2018-02-14 at 7:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone fucking lit as fuck, and fucking dude fucking texts me and says they can't sleep, call them blah, blah… 3 mins later I do… no fucking answer… wtf? Pray tell, why even text saying that?
I'm going back to enjoying my evening of intoxication now, with people who aren't pussy faggots who fall asleep after saying they can't sleep. Got to take a friend to court in the morning too… I doubt I'm going to sleep. Fingers crossed I don't get the flu as half this house has atm.
Hope you all fags are doing alright. Have fun.
will please die? -
2018-02-14 at 7:14 AM UTCheroin addicts are fucking retards
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2018-02-14 at 7:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone fucking lit as fuck, and fucking dude fucking texts me and says they can't sleep, call them blah, blah… 3 mins later I do… no fucking answer… wtf? Pray tell, why even text saying that?
I'm going back to enjoying my evening of intoxication now, with people who aren't pussy faggots who fall asleep after saying they can't sleep. Got to take a friend to court in the morning too… I doubt I'm going to sleep. Fingers crossed I don't get the flu as half this house has atm.
Hope you all fags are doing alright. Have fun.
EDIT: speking for how lit I am… this should be in trt, but fuck it… it can live and die here.
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