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I got hit on by a teller

  1. #81
    I don't think you understand how disgusting post parodying in all caps is. You fucking beta faggot.
  2. #82
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thanks for editing your post to include beta faggot. Had me worried you were losing your touch. Now this is the zoklet era enter I remember. Wit. Creative prowess. Harsh, biting comments. A smorgasbord of exotic insults hurled from 1,000 different directions. You're back. Welcome.
  3. #83
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    This video reminded me of you two:

  4. #84
    Holy faggots. I hope Trump annhiliates those fags
  5. #85
    what one am I

    malice are you seriously on their side -- women don't like dominance?
  6. #86
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Enter what one am I

  7. #87
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Poor blunderstar.
  8. #88
    women don't like dominance, got it
  9. #89
    Does anyone else have the word "irks" permanently embedded into their brain from those retarded keyboarding classes in high school?
  10. #90
    Originally posted by Lanny Went to the bank to get quarters for laundry of all things. She was like early 30s which isn't outside the range for consideration, but I kinda just wanted my quarters, also awkward because her coworkers were all there giggling in the background. As I leave she gives me her card, says to call her if I want to discuss "my accounts", and on the reverse she's written her cell, presumably. Still flattered though, I do OK in the romance department but I think this is the first time a total stranger has given me her number.

    Anyway, bragging thread, fuck the police.

    Lanny I know this thread is old, but you should have reported her. What she just did is a STRICT no in banks (giving your number to clients), and she would have definitely been fired.
  11. #91
    RestStop Space Nigga
    She know a nigga breaded like some chicken wings.
  12. #92
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Unt

    Originally posted by Enter Lanny I know this thread is old, but you should have reported her. What she just did is a STRICT no in banks (giving your number to clients), and she would have definitely been fired.

    No, Enter. This is perfect.

    Some things, they take time. Time to nourish, time to blossom. Lanny, what ever became of your bank teller lover or did it never blossom into anything at all because you LACKED THE BALLS TO MOVE FORWARD, you wishy-washy FUCK!
  13. #93
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Did you exchange cash for them or was it payed for with your account? If the latter, this may have purely been because she saw your balance.

    A fucking bank teller (prooooole) with a computer scientist in the financial industry and district of SF? Of course she's after your money.

    Look in the fucking mirror! You've said yourself that you sometimes do this and think, "My god your ancestors must have picked the shit out of some potatoes.", what else could she be after?! You should know by now, if your leftism doesn't overpower acceptance of reality, that the overwhelming majority of women can't be trusted in this regard. The fact that you just admitted that it's the first time in your life that a total stranger has given you her phone number and you felt it was so noteworthy that you made a thread on it only further supports my conclusion.

    Not only that, but when you add in how unappealing it is that someone your age, who doesn't even have a car, was there for quarters to do laundry, revealing that you don't even own basic amenities like a washer and drier, and that she's older than you, polls and studies conducted consistently demonstrating that women rarely prefer younger men, particularly an age difference like yours, well, it speaks for itself from the viewpoint of any impartial analysis with sufficient aptitude for logic and reasoning.

    It wouldn't surprise me if they were just mocking you and when you call her (You are going to do this, right? I do hope you aren't big enough of a pussy to engage in avoidance.) she'll tell you, "Call me when you have your own washer and dryer.", and then hang up and proceed to tell her coworkers about you the next day, then a month later they'll remark how no one has seen you since then and likely never will, followed by raucous laughter. Although, there is the slight chance that she's the type that has a, overt or subconscious, mothering fetish, which your baby face and the aforementioned would only feed into. In that case, she sees you as someone who needs to be taken care of, a slightly slobish figure fresh out of school, more money than he knows what to do with, which women love, would love to have control over, and will cling to her, become dependent and dominated, and slavishly support her biologically ticking and soon to be decrepit ass.

    Lanny, when are you planning to call her? I need to mark my calendar and know the deadline for my subsequent response.

    Hahah you are gay as fuck!
  14. #94
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  15. #95
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    A close friend of mine was a teller. From what she's described to me, they mostly do this out of boredom, although you should still take the compliment at face value. They have a sort of game wherein they guess which of their clients are single and then they narrow it down by which single males are also dateable, and from there, they choose two eligible bachelors and pick the cuter one and somebody has to hit on that guy.
  16. #96
    Originally posted by Zanick A close friend of mine was a teller. From what she's described to me, they mostly do this out of boredom, although you should still take the compliment at face value. They have a sort of game wherein they guess which of their clients are single and then they narrow it down by which single males are also dateable, and from there, they choose two eligible bachelors and pick the cuter one and somebody has to hit on that guy.

    Lol that's so sociopathic
  17. #97
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I don't know, I think it definitely crosses a line but it's also pretty funny. When I used to stand in a little room with several other people for hours at a time, I'd constantly push the envelope. You have to make trouble, Lucifer in the garden... That's the only way managers get an opportunity to redirect.
  18. #98
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  19. #99
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Lanny Went to the bank to get quarters for laundry of all things.

    how much are you changing ?????

    becos normally normal people change their bills into coins at the grocery.
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