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I got hit on by a teller
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2016-11-01 at 1:15 AM UTCWent to the bank to get quarters for laundry of all things. She was like early 30s which isn't outside the range for consideration, but I kinda just wanted my quarters, also awkward because her coworkers were all there giggling in the background. As I leave she gives me her card, says to call her if I want to discuss "my accounts", and on the reverse she's written her cell, presumably. Still flattered though, I do OK in the romance department but I think this is the first time a total stranger has given me her number.
Anyway, bragging thread, fuck the police. -
2016-11-01 at 1:28 AM UTCshe's recruiting you into the secret jedi cabal
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2016-11-01 at 1:41 AM UTChmm, yeah, now that I think about it she DID have a wierd owl tattoo and wore a triangular hat
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2016-11-01 at 1:57 AM UTCDid you exchange cash for them or was it payed for with your account? If the latter, this may have purely been because she saw your balance.
A fucking bank teller (prooooole) with a computer scientist in the financial industry and district of SF? Of course she's after your money.
Look in the fucking mirror! You've said yourself that you sometimes do this and think, "My god your ancestors must have picked the shit out of some potatoes.", what else could she be after?! You should know by now, if your leftism doesn't overpower acceptance of reality, that the overwhelming majority of women can't be trusted in this regard. The fact that you just admitted that it's the first time in your life that a total stranger has given you her phone number and you felt it was so noteworthy that you made a thread on it only further supports my conclusion.
Not only that, but when you add in how unappealing it is that someone your age, who doesn't even have a car, was there for quarters to do laundry, revealing that you don't even own basic amenities like a washer and drier, and that she's older than you, polls and studies conducted consistently demonstrating that women rarely prefer younger men, particularly an age difference like yours, well, it speaks for itself from the viewpoint of any impartial analysis with sufficient aptitude for logic and reasoning.
It wouldn't surprise me if they were just mocking you and when you call her (You are going to do this, right? I do hope you aren't big enough of a pussy to engage in avoidance.) she'll tell you, "Call me when you have your own washer and dryer.", and then hang up and proceed to tell her coworkers about you the next day, then a month later they'll remark how no one has seen you since then and likely never will, followed by raucous laughter. Although, there is the slight chance that she's the type that has a, overt or subconscious, mothering fetish, which your baby face and the aforementioned would only feed into. In that case, she sees you as someone who needs to be taken care of, a slightly slobish figure fresh out of school, more money than he knows what to do with, which women love, would love to have control over, and will cling to her, become dependent and dominated, and slavishly support her biologically ticking and soon to be decrepit ass.
Lanny, when are you planning to call her? I need to mark my calendar and know the deadline for my subsequent response. -
2016-11-01 at 2:33 AM UTCYou should call her.
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2016-11-02 at 3:46 AM UTCDid you call her?
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2016-11-02 at 4:43 AM UTC3 day rule. Lanny is incredibly insecure, I'm sure he's terrified of being perceived as needy or desperate.
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2016-11-02 at 5:04 AM UTChe probably could have slept with her already if he just called her. It would be good sex too. Older experienced woman after his money, would probably swallow his pork sword to the hilt.
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2016-11-02 at 5:07 AM UTC
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2016-11-02 at 5:39 AM UTCI don't get the P&T pic, can someone explain?
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2016-11-02 at 5:43 AM UTCoh I just posted that to imply that it was Teller that hit on you. then I remembered that their most popular show was called BULLSHIT, which seemed fitting
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2016-11-02 at 5:46 AM UTCOh I get it.
He does seem kinda friendly
Not sure why anyone would hit on garbage meme guy
is that supposed to be allegory?
because if it is then damn... -
2016-11-02 at 5:59 AM UTC
Oh I get it.
He does seem kinda friendly
Not sure why anyone would hit on garbage meme guy
is that supposed to be allegory?
because if it is then damn…
did you call her or not? -
2016-11-02 at 6:54 AM UTCI didn't call her, I don't plan to, I wasn't really interested
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2016-11-02 at 7 AM UTCDisappointed. You could at least get your dick sucked before moving on.
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2016-11-02 at 7 AM UTCdick pic
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2016-11-02 at 7:02 AM UTC
dick pic
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2016-11-02 at 1:13 PM UTCOh man. I would have slid her a note that says "I have a bomb, do not panic. Give me as much cash you can get. And I'd still give her my number and be like "hey baby you ever date a bank robber before?".
It would be just like that movie.
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2016-11-03 at 4:46 AM UTC
I didn't call her, I don't plan to, I wasn't really interested
Lanny, do you remember that time you gave a 16 year old 4-FA at a concert?
I'm suggesting you may be a latent lolicon. You'll go to the lengths of attending church of all things in order to maintain a hookup, but will turn away a woman who you mentioned was likely over 30. Curious, quite curious... -
2016-11-03 at 4:50 AM UTCkeep sending her photos of Bill Krozby until she changes her numberThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
