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what's the fucking point of knocking if you're just going to come in right away?

  1. #1
    ive got like half a second to put my dick away, FUCK.

    STOP IT.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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    Originally posted by A College Professor thats terrible, fam. thats why when i was a kid and started jerking off I re arranged my bedroom to where my desk concealed my lower half and my screen faced away from the door.

    kind of like u might expect a bosses office to be.

    my mum is a fucking nutjob who rearranges my room when i'm away. i really need a lock.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    This gets me too but you gotta close the tab too, though it's not too bad to be caught on agw
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    Originally posted by Number13 This gets me too but you gotta close the tab too, though it's not too bad to be caught on agw

    Yeah, gotta close the tab, put your dick away, and adjust yourself into a normal position in like half a second. It's fucked.
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by A College Professor swim also shoplifted a sweet ass door lock with a battery in it and a pin pad. swim felt like he was king nigger.

    swims mom made him remove it after he was busted sneaking out of his window to do hoodrat stuff with his friends.

    Aren't you homeless now?
  8. #8
    Enter, maybe your mother wants to bust in on you jerking off, so that she can help out.

    Try it out man.
  9. #9
    Damn dude your mom saw you cock too
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by BRiCK Enter, maybe your mother wants to bust in on you jerking off, so that she can help out.

    Try it out man.

    I think this is actually pretty likely considering how much of a cuck your dad is.
    And I mean considering all they've put up with already what do you have to lose?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You need to study Billy the Kid's techniques?
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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    You're like 30 and still live with your parents?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter my mum is a fucking nutjob who rearranges my room when i'm away. i really need a lock.

    she probably bugged your room, too...with live streaming video.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    So, homeless.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor define homeless

    cause as the facts are, that I have a sw33t campervan which I can masturbate in whenEVER I want to plus I have a dope ass office and shop at my disposal

    pics or it didnt happen
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Shits you take in your mom's camper and then Photoshop on a donated lap top.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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