Originally posted by A College Professor
we always fuck with our bitches and make them look stupid and gay
i wanna be the big papa don of it pls and sometimes i get to fuck the girls first
the only crime family you get to be part of is the neighborhood hooker guild where you pimp your hula-hoop asshole out to the lowest bidder.
the only girls you get to fuck are the fat ugly ones who have a strap-on that they use to tenderize your tonsils when there isnt a mandingo around to do it for you.
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I wanna be the high level player that eventually turns everyone in and flips the entire conspiracy at the first sign of anything. Even though if nobody talked it would be like a 100 year generational real mafia esque group but I shut it down and ruin everything as early as possible for immunity and I get to keep all my money.
Then 5 years later we all meet up in Kansas and I'm with my brother and you all beat us with baseball bats and bury us alive in a shallow grave and then murder my wife and kids with silenced pistols at the grocery store.
i'd just fuck jennifer aniston then when i come i'd shoot my load into her mouth but have her spit it all over tht guy on the very right's face, i've always thought motherfucker looks like a smug little yuppie faggot that could use a good roundhouse kick to the spine. it would look just perfect covered in my jizz
Originally posted by greenplastic
i'd just fuck jennifer aniston then when i come i'd shoot my load into her mouth but have her spit it all over tht guy on the very right's face, i've always thought motherfucker looks like a smug little yuppie faggot that could use a good roundhouse kick to the spine. it would look just perfect covered in my jizz
ross is definitely a tosser, but then everyone from that show is