2018-02-11 at 10:43 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
This one time at a party in like 1992 I busted out a 2 oz bag of shrooms and just gave it all away.
I was a demi god before morning.
2018-02-11 at 10:46 PM UTC
if im fucked up i'll also usually try to give people who have never tried psychedelics acid for free
2018-02-12 at 1:10 AM UTC
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Like Zanick, I am extremely generous with my friends and have no problem giving away free drugs. At my housewarming several years ago, I got a bag of 50 xannies and placed them in the middle of the kitchen table. I did the same with several grams of cocaine. Granted, there was a lot of drugs still left over by the end of the night, but people don't forget things like that. The more you treat your friends, the more you get treated back. It's just quik mafs
2018-02-12 at 1:29 AM UTC
i'm pretty generous when i'm flush. however you do have to be careful as people will often be quick to take but not so quick when the tables are turned. people will take the piss if you're not careful. so you don't want to be that mug.
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2018-02-12 at 5:02 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
No, you do not say, "smoke me out".
2018-02-12 at 5:12 AM UTC
I share all the time to the fullest extent. If somebody ever abuses this, I stop hanging out with them. It's a good way to tell who your friends are. It also leaves you with friends who are willing to share. It works out well.
2018-02-12 at 6:22 AM UTC
*Sigh* I wish I had friends who did drugs instead of friends who just drank alcohol. Fucking degenerates.
2018-02-12 at 7:06 AM UTC
It’s very common for some youth to engage in gay sex after getting high nowadays. It’s become a trend.
2018-02-12 at 7:32 AM UTC
Didn’t you get pegged by your wife?
2018-02-12 at 6:06 PM UTC
It wouldn't surprise me if on average we were gayer than reddit.