I hate Valentines day

1. 2018-02-10 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Its the day when you feel most like a life loser for not having a girlfriend.
   
   I always feel kind of bitter on that day.
   
   There's no way to avoid it either. Anywhere you go there'll be couples hanging out and trying to act all romantic to each other.
   
   If days were fags Valentines day would be the one that lies on the street with his ass in the air and tries to get guys to come fuck him.
2. 2018-02-10 at 3:16 PM UTC

   #2
   RestStop Space Nigga
   You save money though nigga.
3. 2018-02-10 at 3:18 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   deja vu...
4. 2018-02-10 at 3:30 PM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   No giri choco ;_;
5. 2018-02-10 at 5:33 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I actually have a girlfriend this year but thankfully she doesn't care about this Hallmark holiday. We're just going to go for a hike or something.
6. 2018-02-10 at 5:45 PM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   It’s nice that the college schedule doesn’t align with this.
7. 2018-02-10 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I actually have a girlfriend this year but thankfully she doesn't care about this Hallmark holiday. We're just going to go for a hike or something.

   
   Fag
8. 2018-02-10 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I actually have a girlfriend this year but thankfully she doesn't care about this Hallmark holiday. We're just going to go for a hike or something.

   
   If she doesn't care about it then why are you doing anything at all? Just stay inside and post on NIS all day.
9. 2018-02-10 at 8:08 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I actually have a girlfriend this year but thankfully she doesn't care about this Hallmark holiday. We're just going to go for a hike or something.

   
   It's definitely possible that this is the case, but it's also very possible that she secretly wants you to acknowledge it somehow. You might want to prepare.
10. 2018-02-11 at 12:18 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    She isn't s big holiday person in general. Neither am I, except for Christmas. We'll just do the usual since we're both off anyway :)
11. 2018-02-11 at 12:21 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 She isn't s big holiday person in general. Neither am I, except for Christmas. We'll just do the usual since we're both off anyway :)

    
    Don't be an idiot. Women will say they don't expect stuff, but it's sort of a reverse shit test. Buy her a card, make her a meal, etc.
12. 2018-02-11 at 12:23 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Issue313 Don't be an idiot. Women will say they don't expect stuff, but it's sort of a reverse shit test. Buy her a card, make her a meal, etc.

    
    Cards are for your mum. Don't get a card lol.
    
    Maybe just eat her pussy or something.
13. 2018-02-11 at 12:30 AM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Cards are for your mum. Don't get a card lol.
    
    Maybe just eat her pussy or something.

    
    No, that would be another mistake. The only thing worse than having no present is believing that you can compensate by pleasuring her. Unless she worships your tongue, she'll probably be pissed.
14. 2018-02-11 at 12:34 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It works for me. I usually do flowers as well though. Just definitely NOT a card.
15. 2018-02-11 at 1:27 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I actually have a girlfriend this year

    
    When did that happen? Congrats lil buddy.