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Only just got back from fiji and I'm already fucking pissed.

2018-02-10 at 2:01 PM UTC
#41

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist so did you get laid in fiji, enter? how many times? you must have been banging a different chick every night huh?

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I got two handjobs from two different women who gave me massages. I've written about it all, will copy and paste it one from my laptop to here when I can be assed. The first story is kind of funny I guess, it's like a Seinfeld episode.

Really I don't have many funny or interesting stories though. Just a lot of personal stuff that nobody would find entertaining. Trying to remember what else I wrote... oh yeah there's a few humorous things I guess.
2018-02-10 at 2:05 PM UTC
#42

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Here's a heartwarming story: I was walking down the street and there was a group of people standing on the corner singing and dancing. Usually if I saw something like this, I'd get angry. But for some reason, just the atmosphere and everything leading up to that, I actually involuntarily smiled. Involuntarily smiled at people being happy. That was a first for me.
2018-02-10 at 2:20 PM UTC
#43

NARCassist gollums fat coach

that's a good start man

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2018-02-10 at 2:20 PM UTC
#44

NARCassist gollums fat coach

keep up the good work

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2018-02-10 at 2:22 PM UTC
#45

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Originally posted by NARCassist Lol LSD no longer beats up his mom

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FTFY
2018-02-10 at 2:27 PM UTC
#46

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by -SpectraL FTFY

yeah that was what it was getting at, he don't live with his mom coz of that coffeegate incident. obviously that one wasn't low enough to catch your fat head tho.

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2018-02-10 at 4:27 PM UTC
#47

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by NARCassist coffeegate

wasnt it latte ????
2018-02-10 at 8:50 PM UTC
#48

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Originally posted by NARCassist yeah that was what it was getting at, he don't live with his mom coz of that coffeegate incident. obviously that one wasn't low enough to catch your fat head tho.

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You don't scare me.
2018-02-10 at 8:54 PM UTC
#49

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I take Modafinil for my shift worker syndrome, what's the problem. It's not smack.

But yeah you should move out dude.
2018-02-10 at 9:01 PM UTC
#50

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Enter As I said to mash in a PM, that's probably why fiji was so good for me – I was always out doing something. The only times I went back to the motel was to sleep or recharge my phone. But here I'm just in my fucking room on my fucking computer. Just the same old shit, clicking through the same sites over and over again. Reddit, porn, niggas, reddit, porn, niggas, reddit, porn, niggas, reddit, porn, niggas. I can't go from fiji adventures to this banal shit again. I'm insane already!

Don't worry man one day you'll be living on your own and can go on holiday as much as you want!

And then you'll eventually get bored of traveling as well and realize it's not fun anymore, and that changing your location temporarily won't change YOU and how broken you are.

That's what happened to me anyway.

But it'll be fun while it lasts! Before the disillusionment sets in
2018-02-10 at 9:30 PM UTC
#51

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Enter i have a car.

oh btw, remember this post?

https://niggasin.space/thread/20358?p=2#post-335574

When I was nervous on my plane rides, I actually kept remembering that post and laughed my ass off. It ironically eased the tension for me.

The really scary thing about planes is sometimes you don't even realize you're crashing. Read about Air France 447, the captain and co-pilots literally only figured out they were about to crash like a minute before it happened. Actually one of the co-pilots was clueless right til the end. I bet everyone on board was sleeping, or thought it was normal turbulence.
2018-02-10 at 10:13 PM UTC
#52

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Fox Paws The really scary thing about planes is sometimes you don't even realize you're crashing. Read about Air France 447, the captain and co-pilots literally only figured out they were about to crash like a minute before it happened. Actually one of the co-pilots was clueless right til the end. I bet everyone on board was sleeping, or thought it was normal turbulence.

i just read the transcript from that flight...and i guarantee no one was sleeping.
2018-02-10 at 10:17 PM UTC
#53

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Well anyway even the co-pilot didn't realize they were about to die until they hit the water.
2018-02-10 at 10:48 PM UTC
#54

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby no one cares

You do, apparently.
2018-02-10 at 10:50 PM UTC
#55

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Fox Paws Well anyway even the co-pilot didn't realize they were about to die until they hit the water.

Holy crap, just read that story. I guess one of the pilots was fucked up and the other two wouldn't admit out loud that it was fucked up that the plane was at 35°. People are unbelievably cowardly and stupid.
2018-02-10 at 10:53 PM UTC
#56

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Bonin the Moron...
2018-02-11 at 3:30 AM UTC
#57

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Some people are never happy smh
2018-02-11 at 3:39 AM UTC
#58

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL Bonin the Moron…

I have a hard time taking this seriously. These planes all have radar altimeters, so they should have known they were falling, if they weren't all epically drunk/hungover.

Where is the voice recording? Or are they all slurring their words?

Also why did the plane have pitot tubes instead of something like an ultrasonic speed sensor?
2018-02-11 at 3:44 AM UTC
#59

A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
2018-02-11 at 4:03 AM UTC
#60

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Issue313 Also why did the plane have pitot tubes instead of something like an ultrasonic speed sensor?

this, and an array of archaic instruments when an iphone could do the same.

this is why i track the flight path on my own when im on a plane.

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