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  1. #21
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby wow just wow… looks like you don't only have glory hole experience but, but who'd of guess… you're into black dong… I know you like the back of my hand.

    You must really like being a puppet bitch because you obviously enjoy me sticking my fist up your fat asshole and making you sing and dance.

    you're a faggot bitch

    this is why you should have stayed in 2nd grade...you sorely lack any grammatical skills more sophisticated than nigger gibberings.

    go play with your pixie friends and collectively shit up a fluffypuppykitten storm.
  2. #22
    OP is hereby charged with 1 count of blasphemous use of ellipses
  3. #23
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    We smooth..
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock this is why you should have stayed in 2nd grade…you sorely lack any grammatical skills more sophisticated than nigger gibberings.

    go play with your pixie friends and collectively shit up a fluffypuppykitten storm.

    ur weird
  5. #25
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by greenplastic that sounds inconvenient as fuck

    It's not so bad. I've gotten used to it. Besides, if I really want to use a urinal I can angle all my bones just right and sort of lean over it, and that position is sufficient for getting the job done without trouble.
  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ur weird

    I will buttfuck your mouth so hard your tonsils will spontaneously turn into ovaries and nine months later you'll give birth.
  7. #27
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock I will buttfuck your mouth so hard your tonsils will spontaneously turn into ovaries and nine months later you'll give birth.

    i don't even....
  8. #28
    Only if I'm shitting and haven't pissed in a while, it comes out automatically with the deuce.
  9. #29
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i have a prostate problem so I do usually piss while sitting down unless I'm in a public mens room

    What kind of problem?
  10. #30
    Originally posted by mashlehash What kind of problem?

    The kind where his prostate has been annihilated by cocks
  11. #31
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Paws The kind where his prostate has been annihilated by giant nigger cocks

    edited for accuracy.
  12. #32
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws The kind where his prostate has been annihilated by cocks

    I...I can't help you
  13. #33
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Zanick My urethra is pierced vertically, so I have to either sit down or otherwise compress the barbell around the bottom hole.

    ^dumbass confirmed
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^dumbass confirmed

    i remember him making a thread about him getting his dick pierced back on zoklet and he said it made him like he was getting away with something while wearing it at his office job...

    more like huge try hard homo confirmed
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash What kind of problem?

    An enlarged prostate. Like sometimes out of nowhere it tenses up and the pain is so unbearable I can't move, its like spasm/cramp. Also I wake up frequently through out the night feeling like I need to pee really bad just to dribble a drop or two, thats one of the reasons why sitting down is beneficial because i'm half asleep and don't want to turn on the light in the bathroom.

    I've gone to the urologist for this and they said theres a number of reasons hy it acts up like it is, they just ent up giving me some harsh medication that made me feel sick as fuck and didn't really do anything so I try to take things like cranberry pills. They say coffee and alcohol make it worse and I don't really drink much coffee anymore and I'm cutting back on the booze

  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby An enlarged prostate. Like sometimes out of nowhere it tenses up and the pain is so unbearable I can't move, its like spasm/cramp. Also I wake up frequently through out the night feeling like I need to pee really bad just to dribble a drop or two, thats one of the reasons why sitting down is beneficial because i'm half asleep and don't want to turn on the light in the bathroom.

    I've gone to the urologist for this and they said theres a number of reasons hy it acts up like it is, they just ent up giving me some harsh medication that made me feel sick as fuck and didn't really do anything so I try to take things like cranberry pills. They say coffee and alcohol make it worse and I don't really drink much coffee anymore and I'm cutting back on the booze

    [vi://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BWDelplvBc

    shaddap faggot.

    the only reason your having ass-issues is because of excessive, repetitive, and overly aggressive rectum ramroddery via oversized nigger cocks and gigantic foreign objects jammed in too deep. that time your boyfriend lost his car up in there and they had to call a tow-truck to get it out didnt help matters any.
  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock shaddap faggot.

    the only reason your having ass-issues is because of excessive, repetitive, and overly aggressive rectum ramroddery via oversized nigger cocks and gigantic foreign objects jammed in too deep. that time your boyfriend lost his car up in there and they had to call a tow-truck to get it out didnt help matters any.

    You gay bro?
  18. #38
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You gay bro?

    its not gay for a man to have sex with a woman.
  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock its not gay for a man to have sex with a woman.

    The real reason why bill the cat is a retard and says the same dumb shit over and over is because he's many nigger dicks slamming into the dome causing chronic traumatic encephalopathy. He's quite the study into homosexuality and not knowing the difference between a man and a woman.
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby The real reason why bill the cat is a retard and says the same dumb shit over and over is because he's many nigger dicks slamming into the dome causing chronic traumatic encephalopathy. He's quite the study into homosexuality and not knowing the difference between a man and a woman.

    youre like a fucking pixies asshole...the most adorable shit comes out of you
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