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Being a sovereign citizen

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Man like 4 or 5 years ago I got arrested for a dwi and 2 weeks later I decided to drive drunk out of my town to a slammers place, which was a really bad idea. My hit something on the road out in the country and my tire blew out and there were no lights out there so i decided to rest my eyes and the cops showed up.

    they started asking me what I was doing and I said just sleeping because my tire blew out. the put me in the car with handcuffs and drove me like a mile away while they tossed my car and asked me to get out of their car they put me in and take a sobriety test and I told them "fuck that you're just gonna take me to jail anyways" so he drove me back to my car and they called a tow truck and towed me back to my place.

    They said they wanted to money back for the towing and had 2 days to meet back up with them. I never did and just ignored their calls because I'm not a cuck and i was never driving drunk when they found me, the keys weren't even in the ignition so they had no proof.

    so tl/dr don't talk to the cops unless you're in the right and always stand up for your rights.

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    My friend went off the deep end and was driving without a license, plate and insurance. I remember going to court when he was up and he was arguing with the judge saying the cops testimony was hearsay. His friends kept trying to record the events and we all got kicked out of the courtroom.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Nil My friend went off the deep end and was driving without a license, plate and insurance. I remember going to court when he was up and he was arguing with the judge saying the cops testimony was hearsay. His friends kept trying to record the events and we all got kicked out of the courtroom.

    thats terrible. I'm sorry brother.
  4. #4
    If I was a cop, I would beat the shit out of ypu and lock you up.
  5. #5
    What's weird is that sometimes the Freemen on the Land bullshit actually worked. I remember some people locked themselves into their shop, which they were way underwater on, and some Freemen on the Land convinced the Guards (Irish Police) to back down and not help the baliffs force their way in with some legal-sounding mumbo jumbo.

    Of course Irish cops are way more laid back than American cops.
  6. #6
    How to get on a watch list, the thread.
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 If I was a cop, I would beat the shit out of ypu and lock you up.

    then i'd sue you for being a hater and a faggot and you'd get fired.
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel How to get on a watch list, the thread.

    You just got yourself on the "derpadew list" buddy dude.
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 If I was a cop, I would beat the shit out of ypu and lock you up.

    If you were a cop I and tried to beat me up I'd pistol your bitchass and shove the pistol up your ass tell it goes click click click
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby If you were a cop I and tried to beat me up I'd pistol your bitchass and shove the pistol up your ass tell it goes click click click

    because that makes sense.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby If you were a cop I and tried to beat me up I'd pistol your bitchass and shove the pistol up your ass tell it goes click click click


    Originally posted by Bill Krozby HURRRRRRRRRRRR!! IM A RETARD!!!!11
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    go get rooted faggot, you idiot.
  13. #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby go get rooted faggot, you idiot.


    Originally posted by Bill Krozby HURRRRRRRRRRRR!! IM A RETARD!!!!11
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    you're a smelly idiot
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Is this the new retarded thread?
  16. #16
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Is this the new retarded thread?

    Just because OP is. Retarded doee. No5. Mwk3. Itnthrneldm
  17. #17
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    More like sovereign bitch
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    Originally posted by Lanny More like sovereign bitch

    Ha! Good one!
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    thank you comrade
  20. #20
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Is this the old genius needle?
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