2018-02-06 at 9:58 PM UTC
Do u ever look at cows and think "daym that is a sweet aminal very zen and chill I smoke weeds with some cow any day
What if they are chill cos they are great philosopher, just pondering the universe and life all day, chewing grass and looking up at the universe in marvel
What if one day long ago, they realized the sun will die and all life on earth will come to an end, so they said "hey we have to do smthin" but we are just cows, can't use tools and shit
And then they saw this ape like creature getting smarter, had opposable thumbs, started talking and persistence hunting, maybe then cow went "hey this ape has potential"
For the good of all life on earth, the cows all agreed they would allow themselves to be enslaved and farmed so humans would practice agriculture and be capable of doing other things while their base survival and food was taken care of. The cows saw we could put all life on a rocket and get off this shit hole, so they allowed us to be part of their plan and thrive.
2018-02-06 at 11:17 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
How did the cows decide which of themselves would be the sacrifice?
2018-02-06 at 11:44 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
That's ok but what if the future already happened and a machine was built that could do anything and so it made the past and became everything, and everything you see is really just one possibility, one aspect of the One True Being and what if that's what Life really is, just a bunch of stuff happening?
That would be cool.
2018-02-07 at 12:57 AM UTC
This may be the stupidest thing I’ve read from you. I regret reading that.
I actually took the writing assessment test for college while high because I thought the acute antidepressant and anxiolytic effect, as well as an increase in creativity, and having seen improvement in writing ability on the past. I’m not entirely sure how much it helped this time. These tests are a tedious joke. You’d have to be stupid as fuck not to score high on them.
2018-02-07 at 1:21 AM UTC
What if cows are actually dogs in disguise?
2018-02-07 at 2:20 AM UTC
Don't Hindu people worship them?
2018-02-07 at 8:51 AM UTC
Yeah I can see where Indian people are coming from. In my home land cows are called Mamoosa