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    You can buy this for $240, it accepts micro sd cards.
    https://www.amazon.com/Sony-NW-A45-High-Resolution-Digital-Walkman/dp/B076Z77DKZ/ref=sr_1_5?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1517869908&sr=1-5&keywords=sony+walkman

    Theeeen
    Load that sucker up with one of these bad boys
    I can't believe they make sd cards so big.
    You could load a loooot of music onto something that size ....

    Remember the ipod mods, where people would load them up with larger hard drives and better batteries?
    This is sort of like that, only much better.
    They had 500gb hard drives in them I think, but they were like laptop drives so very large and probably gave off a ton of heat.
    This is a 400gb micro sd card, so much more reliable.

    I'm gonna get this combo.
    Basically I'll load it up with everything I can think of, everything from lolicore and harshu noizu to podcasts and audiobooks.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Precummin' like a Clydesdale over here.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Thanks.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    $200-plus for a music player. not happening.

    my current 'walkman' is an old android-samsung 'precedent' from the 1800's that i have a $5 pair of earphones plugged into.

    i use it when im out working in the yard or want to deaden other sounds.

    it gets beat to shit...rained on...water sprayed on it...filled with dirt...covered in paint... on a regular basis. im not risking a $200 toy with that.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock i use it when im out working in the yard[1] or want to deaden other sounds[2].

    it gets beat to shit…rained on…water sprayed on it…filled with dirt…covered in paint… on a regular basis. im not risking a $200 toy with that.

    1 - so the yard is what they call the place you get male prostitutes.

    2 - your own squeal ??/
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    komokazi Houston
    Lol... most of the newer phones can play FLAC, and Bluetooth? What audiophile will use wireless? God dammit.
    Fucking kill yourself.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader 1 - so the yard is what they call the place you get male prostitutes.

    2 - your own squeal ??/

    possibly
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    whenever someone says 'cum buckets' I actually imagine them an ootint 20-25 buckets out of their erection:

    KLANG! KLAKLAKALALANGGGGGGG
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    I can't jack off to this but I'm gonna sure as hell try.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra whenever someone says 'cum buckets' I actually imagine them an ootint 20-25 buckets out of their erection:

    KLANG! KLAKLAKALALANGGGGGGG

    One of my life goals isn’t have sex and yell, “KAMEHAMEHAAAA!” while I’m coming.
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    Originally posted by komokazi Lol… most of the newer phones can play FLAC, and Bluetooth? What audiophile will use wireless? God dammit.
    Fucking kill yourself.
    fuck off plebe go listen to your shitty spotify rips on your iphone in quiet no one cares about your ignorant bullshit
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    My phone plays music just fine.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume fuck off plebe go listen to your shitty spotify rips on your iphone in quiet no one cares about your ignorant bullshit

    you cant claim to be a connoisseur of nice music and good sounds and then listen to them thru a pair of headphones.

    headphones are for kids.

    real men listen music thru proper speakers that deliver thumping basses into their very core. basses must be able to shake your entire body and the ground beneath you.
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    Never really understood the whole “audiophile” fad. Sounds are sounds.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by komokazi Lol… most of the newer phones can play FLAC, and Bluetooth? What audiophile will use wireless? God dammit.
    Fucking kill yourself.

    Yeah, the storage capacity is impressive and I like the extra physical buttons but no bluetooth only is a deal breaker. Batteries, de-pairing, and lousy audio quality? Strong pass
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