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  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude Here's a secret… Enter was the old Internet-Weed-Dude as well. and slimey_penis. and Mayweather.

    I'm super good at things.

    Honk honk!

    I knew it!

    *continues polishing apple on chest*
  2. #22
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    A college professor indeed.
  3. #23
    I just have one question for you, do you still place a couple sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you shit so it doesn’t splash?
  4. #24
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    When are you going to kill yourself?
  5. #25
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  6. #26
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by A College Professor soon as you sprout a new foot/leg, you cripple-wimp

    I thought you were scron lmfao, not sure which one of you should be more offended though.
  7. #27
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I just have one question for you, do you still place a couple sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you shit so it doesn’t splash?

    thats the most retarded thing i herd someone does.

    just make your shit land on the sidewall of the bowl, and if their hard, they'll hit the water at an angle that make water splashes side way instead of up way.

    and if their soft, they'll stick to the sidewall and slide slowly into the waters.
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I just have one question for you, do you still place a couple sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you shit so it doesn’t splash?

    i thought i invented that trick...except i use half the roll as a splash-deflector and the other half to cocoon the toilet.
  9. #29
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock i thought i invented that retarded trick…except i use half the roll as a splash-deflector and the other half to cocoon the toilet.

    corrected
  10. #30
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by benny vader …just make your shit land on the sidewall of the bowl…

    Swing, pitch and release?
  11. #31
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader corrected

    you tonsils look dry. bring them over here and ill correct that.
  12. #32
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Swing, pitch and release?

    nope.

    a simple aim and shoot. i dont sit on my or any toilet bowls. i just bend my legs a little, with the bowl inbetween my legs just enough for shits to pass my assholes comfortably.
  13. #33
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock you tonsils look dry. bring them over here and ill correct that.

    your correction pen is so small.
  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader your correction pen is so small.

    dont worry. just the tip.

    i promise. just the tip.
  15. #35
    komokazi Houston
    You fucking faggots.
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