2018-02-01 at 6:41 PM UTC
mother fuckers. i went to the park for a jog and set my water bottle down, the track is like half mile long so it takes me like 3 minutes and some change to do one lap. circled around one time and it was there, the next time around it was gone. motherfuckers. i hope its some dirty as tweaker with a weakened immune system and they catch my fucking cold and it puts them in the dirt. faggots
2018-02-01 at 6:55 PM UTC
stupid noob
VICTIM of farm equipment
[the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
Don't lie, you got beat up and had that shit taken from you by force by some 12 year olds.
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2018-02-01 at 7:07 PM UTC
Who steals a water bottle? For what purpose?
2018-02-01 at 10:39 PM UTC
I'm thinking the OP left out some details about the water bottle. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess it was a reusable water bottle/container that was aesthetic. I mean what kind of sick fuck monster steals an ugly water bottle?
2018-02-01 at 10:42 PM UTC
if its a trendy water bottle from some tech company, some people like to collect them like people collect stamps.
what did your water bottle have printed on it?
2018-02-01 at 10:47 PM UTC
I need to run track or go back to riding.
maybe do a short tour to Santa Cruz and back. a good 200 miles.
2018-02-02 at 12:05 AM UTC
Maybe they stole it for use as a portable piss dispenser. perhaps a truck driver! Did you see any fat guys running off?
2018-02-02 at 6:37 PM UTC
Why would you leave a 35 dollar TRENDING item unattended in a public space? Of course its getting picked up. Don't you live around LA too? Hydroflasks are "all the rage" right now.