Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文
Put that on a necklace
Put Pussafixion™ on necklace - $10.00
Embroider Pussafixion™ onto back right pants pocket - $5-10.00 or some shit
Make into a dozen Pussafixion ™ coffee mugs to gift co-workers - $60
Make into door-sized Pussafixion™ posters to adorn every square inch of apartment walls- $150.00
Crudely tattoo Pussafixion™ into stomach and chest with a searing hot pocket knife and jar of ink then have acclaimed professional tattoo it on my back with elaborate detail - $1000.00
Register Pussafixion™ accounts on every social media platform in existence, build and host Pussafixion™ website and relentlessly post nothing but the Pussafixion™ image for years on end - $100.00
Eventually gain a massive online and offline cult following of the Pussafixion™ and utilize power to introduce scores of egregiously violent doctrine encouraging a ceaseless display of morbidly indecent behaviors with an emphasis on causing the lifelong physical and mental traumatization of everyone and everything (small children and beloved family pets being of elevated priority), until the streets are plastered with the innards of those yet breathing and the rotting corpses alike, strewn about like streamers and confetti at a high-school formal, accentuating the soundtrack of agonizing moans, cries, and screams of helpless despair and intolerable pain and suffering, all reverberating across the land as commonplace as the wind itself, the sights, sounds, and emotional torment collectively acting as the embodiment of all that the Pussafixion™ stands for and represents - PRICELESS
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard. Proud sponsor of the 2018 Winter Olympics and the Make-a-Wish foundation.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
