This year's cold virus

1. 2018-02-01 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL That's how they are depopulating the planet. Worldwide.

   
   Looks like they're doing a shitty job considering the population is almost 8 billion and life expectancy is getting higher and higher every year.
2. 2018-02-01 at 8:04 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader your so bigg and the germs are so small,
   
   y r u so affraid of them ????
   
   ??? ??

   
   the same reason your tiny esophagus is so scared of my so bigg dick.
3. 2018-02-01 at 8:09 PM UTC

   #23
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   jill the cat gets his cold viruses year round from suckeling on multiple black dongs because it makes him "feel at home" like his mama used too.
4. 2018-02-01 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #24
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   He calls it "comfort food"
5. 2018-02-01 at 8:25 PM UTC

   #25
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozbytard ahhh…durrhhhhhHHHHHH

   
   youre like a pixies asshole...the most adorable shit comes out of you
6. 2018-02-01 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock my pecs are so flabby i have to lift my arms like a woman to get my tit out of the way to shave.

   
   that's normal for men over 65 but if you worked out all day long you could achieve some victory.
   
   those powerx whatever.. you never see those commercials anymore.. you know why.. the body starts to adjust. this is why you shouldn't do the same exercises for more than a month.. especially after 40. you have to change it out and approach it differently. it doesn't apply to everyone but the majority it does.
7. 2018-02-01 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Last night, I sweated between two comforters. I mean it was like a fucking sauna. I had such a high fever, yet I never even bothered looking what it was. then this morning because of all that sweat, my shirt was soaking wet. and I was fucking cold. Don't you hate that first morning coughing up phlegm fucking colors of the rainbow. I swear I even saw some blue tone in my snots.
   
   I just ate and now feel almost normal.. I give it an hour or 2 and I will be back in bed *coughing up a lung.*
   
   this is the problem of driving people around in an international hub .. i could get sars and avien flu in the same day.. maybe ebola for all I know.
8. 2018-02-01 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #28
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Only true og blood trap niggaz know the best way to fight a cold is with...you guessed...techphetamine.
9. 2018-02-01 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #29
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I believe that nature will do whatever is needed for each species to survive. If our species is over populating to the point where it hurts our own species, I believe that nature will do what is needed to thin out our population. It could be that we have over populated and our species needs to thin out a bit. This could be the beginning of a super virus that thins out a large percentage of our species population.
   
   I also believe that psychopathy/sociopathy is on the rise because they are stronger and our species naturally wants them for our own survival. I believe that in the far future, there will be only psychopaths/sociopaths.
10. 2018-02-01 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #30
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm on my 3rd cold since xmas, wtf? i'm not even over 1 and i'm catching another, its fucking mad. wondering if that rapid weight loss i did before xmas has anything to do with it. i usually got a hardcore immune system.
    
    
    
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11. 2018-02-01 at 9 PM UTC

    #31
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by RestStop Only true og blood trap niggaz know the best way to fight a cold is with…you guessed…techphetamine.

    
    i just blitz myself with xanax for the last two days. feeling better now.
    
    
    
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12. 2018-02-01 at 9:01 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    I haven't been sick since I was about 8 years old, my immune system is so badass it doesn't even matter if I'm around sick people. It will probably turn on me on day and kill me but until then its pretty awesome, I just don't get sick.
13. 2018-02-01 at 9:16 PM UTC

    #33
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    immune systems don't work like that tho. the more they work the stronger they get. they're like muscles, you use em or lose em. this is why these obsessed germophobes are not doing themselves any favors. one day they catch some silly little bug and their immune system is unable to cope.
    
    
    
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14. 2018-02-01 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #34
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    here, you don't think i got hiv do ya?
    
    
    
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15. 2018-02-01 at 9:27 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by NARCassist here, you don't think i got hiv do ya?

    
    Nah, it's prolly just some herpes from your uncle.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2018-02-01 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #36
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Vizier Looks like they're doing a shitty job considering the population is almost 8 billion and life expectancy is getting higher and higher every year.

    
    It would have been much higher, if they hadn't already killed off a bunch, which they have.
17. 2018-02-01 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It would have been much higher, if they hadn't already killed off a bunch, which they have.

    
    That's not necesarily a bad thing. We're already overpopulated as it is.
18. 2018-02-01 at 9:57 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It would have been much higher, if they hadn't already killed off a bunch, which they have.

    
    WTF I love vaccines now.
19. 2018-02-01 at 10:22 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 that's normal for men over 65 but if you worked out all day long you could achieve some victory.
    
    those powerx whatever.. you never see those commercials anymore.. you know why.. the body starts to adjust. this is why you shouldn't do the same exercises for more than a month.. especially after 40. you have to change it out and approach it differently. it doesn't apply to everyone but the majority it does.

    
    With your pear shape you zero credibility on that subject.
20. 2018-02-01 at 10:23 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker With your pear shape you zero credibility on that subject.