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I have perfected lucid dreaming.

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Vizier Oh you.

    r u Guatemalan or like maybe Colombian or Salvadorian or just Mexican?
  2. #22
    Mexicans were astral projecting themselves to the gods before white men could project themselves across seas. We are the original spirit voyagers.
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  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    everyone in this thread is a total newb
  4. #24
    Bill Krozby.. how many kids do you have now


    and why were you not on tinychat last night

    go ask your dad to invest in a new car for you to make money and pay him back monthly

    and make that extra 500 for me and 700 for you

    but don't sign up directly.. i recruit you so i can give you an extra 100.. fuck it if you do an easy 45 rides in a month (college area) i'll give you 150.


    or just rent a fucking car for a month and get the 9 dollar a day crash waiver .. you could probably rent something from avis cheap
  5. #25
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Mexicans were astral projecting themselves to the gods before white men could project themselves across seas. We are the original spirit voyagers.

    How EMBARRASSING!
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  6. #26
    §m£ÂgØL has a identity crisis like most fake-mexicans, be easy on him.

    Mashlehash, quick! Sabotage his coke collection!
  7. #27
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 r u Guatemalan or like maybe Colombian or Salvadorian or just Mexican?

    Mexican, actually living in Mexico
  8. #28
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Vizier Mexican, actually living in Mexico

    my condolences.
  9. #29
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Originally posted by D4NG0 my condolences.

    I don't really have it bad tbh, but thanks
  10. #30
    mso8 Houston
    Originally posted by Totse 2001

    cool
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Vizier Mexican, actually living in Mexico

    what brought you to this site.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Vizier I don't really have it bad tbh, but thanks

    Some people are retarded and think Mexico is some third world country when in fact areas are filthy rich like anyother place.
  13. #33
    You perfected lucid being a faggot.
  14. #34
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 what brought you to this site.

    I don't remember but I've been posting on totse since 2005
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001

    those fuckers are everywhere near my house. im considering using them for target practice. their noise is atrocious.
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Some people are retarded and think Mexico is some third world country when in fact areas are filthy rich like anyother place.

    no...mexico really is a sub-third world shithole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Mexico is some third world country and filthy.

    now its accurate.
  17. #37
    shaggy Yung Blood [smack ratiocinate the bookclub]
    this thread sucks. i can help you lucid dream in two steps.

    1. develop a habit of looking at your wrist [as if you would a watch] every fifteen minutes and saying aloud or internally, 'am I dreaming?'
    2. consume 500 mg Melatonin, 1000 mg Valerian root roughly 30 mins before bed.

    once you're in bed, lay back, close your eyes, and focus on your breathing. you'll slip into unconsciousness fairly quick. the melatonin and valerian will keep you under. the habitual checking of the wrist will create a sudden habit, which will manifest itself in a dream very quickly [see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_effect]. once you actually mimic the habit in your dream, you may realize you are in fact dreaming, due to the issue of 'how did I arrive here?,' wherever here may be.

    Congrats, you're lucid. lucidity is tough to maintain, hence the sleep aids. also I'd develop the wrist-check habit for at least two days before taking the herbal sleep aids, simply because you don't want to build up a tolerance to them. they work, but tolerance builds swiftly.

    im reposting this shit in its own thread bc you people are animals.
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  18. #38
    My advice for lucid dreaming:

    Wear a nicotine patch and go to sleep.

    I'm not talking shit. Fucking seriously. Put on a nicotine patch and go to sleep and come back here and share with everyone here what you experienced.

    If nothing happens, I'll eat my fucking collection of hard boiled eggs.
  19. #39
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    sleep paralysis happens to me when some blood vessels in my neck are constricted. it always happen the pillow is under my neck and pressing that spot that interconnects between my spine and skull.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by benny vader sleep paralysis happens to me when some blood vessels in my neck are constricted. it always happen the pillow is under my neck and pressing that spot that interconnects between my spine and skull.

    Sleep Paralysis is a portal
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