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I fucking hate it when women put up their hand for a "hi-five".

  1. #1
    I don't want to fucking touch you, bitch. What is it with bitches and hi-fives? Is this the fucking '90s? CUNT?

    IS ANYONE ELSE SICK OF THIS?!?!? lol I'm serious, stop giving me a fucking hi-five for the smallest fucking things, you stupid, boring, predictable whoooooores.
  2. #2
    Lol these women probably will think of any excuse to touch your palm, you demi god, and you aren't taking the hints. They want their pussy to melt like butter around your unprotected cock and you won't let them.
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius Lol these women probably will think of any excuse to touch your palm, you demi god, and you aren't taking the hints. They want their pussy to melt like butter around your unprotected cock and you won't let them.

    Nah I compare the way women act with guys they like to the way they act around me. Women are just always hi-fiving because they're socially awkward fucking CUNTS.
  4. #4
    Put out a fist next time and make them switch. Then as you bring your hands together go back to the high five and grasp her fist. Say "paper covers rock bitch"

    This is how you dominate a woman
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  5. #5
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Put out a fist next time and make them switch. Then as you bring your hands together go back to the high five and grasp her fist. Say "paper covers rock bitch"

    This is how you dominate a woman

    *swoons*
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  6. #6
    Or just slap them.
  7. #7
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    pretend to miss and land your hand on one of thier boob.
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  8. #8
    Why would you high five a woman? It sounds like a shit test or something. You're not one of the girls. Just don't participate.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Issue313 Why would you high five a woman? It sounds like a shit test or something. You're not one of the girls. Just don't participate.



    tell me more pua secrets
  10. #10
    I didn't realise the concept of a shit test was controversial.
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    high 5 across the eyes
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Issue313 I didn't realise the concept of a shit test was controversial.

    Men think shit tests exist because they exist for men. Example: asking if a new inmate knows Brittany.

    But women are retarded as fuck, shit tests don't even exist for them subconsciously.
  13. #13
    Goddamn, I hate women.
  14. #14
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Put out a fist next time and make them switch. Then as you bring your hands together go back to the high five and grasp her fist. Say "paper covers rock bitch"

    This is how you dominate a woman

    only if your still in the nursery at the hospital within the previous 24 hours of being squirted out of some random vagina.

    a woman isnt dominated until shes laying spread-eagle and semi-conscious with a black eye, broken vagina, and semen from multiple men drizzling out of her various orifices.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Enter Men think shit tests exist because they exist for men. Example: asking if a new inmate knows Brittany.

    But women are retarded as fuck, shit tests don't even exist for them subconsciously.

    Strong men don't do high fives. If they do, it is because they see the person they are doing it with as an equal.



    Something like this. Schwarzenegger also high fives a bit in Pumping Iron IIRC, but that stands out as it's unusual - and he only high fives other bodybuilders.

    Usually high fives are done by teenage blacks and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING office males and the like, implicitly weak men, who aren't hormonally capable of being strong willed individuals.

    Can you imagine what Schwarzenegger would do if some woman went to high five him?

    Men want to be around strong men, children want to be around strong men. There is no point in being a weak man.

    Women are emotionally somewhere between Men and Children. They are not your equal.
  16. #16
    Stop bitching and go shoot up a women's shelter or feminist rally with an AR already if you hate them so much.
  17. #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Stop bitching and go shoot up a women's shelter or feminist rally with an AR already if you hate them so much.

    no, use a crossbow

    that'll fuck the anti-gun crowd
  18. #18
    RestStop Space Nigga
    This is when you gently take their hand down and place it on your crotch and say "No, that goes here hunny".
  19. #19
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by aldra no, use a crossbow

    that'll fuck the anti-gun crowd

    no, use a blow pipe.

    that'll fuck the multiculturists.
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