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  1. #1
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Anyone else on the US east coast about to get spanked by matthew?



    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/weather/hurricane-matthew-zeroes-caribbean-eye-u-s-atlantic-coast-n658601
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Good luck East Coast niggas.
  3. #3
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Ooh, judging from the first page results, although, then again, headlines do tend to be sensationalist due to consumer demand/human stupidity/to attract more views, so an adjustment may be needed, a good unbiased source for weather news, it's supposed to fuck up Haiti something fierce.

    I hope it still packs a wallop when it hits the US. Killing niggers and the massive destruction it causes to their far weaker buildings and infrastructure is always fun and very good, but I do love it when a developed first world country gets what's coming to them.

    No edges. Just think back to how much great footage the Japanese tsunami brought. Ah, I remember staying up late into the night when it occurred.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Ooh, judging from the first page results, although, then again, headlines do tend to be sensationalist due to consumer demand/human stupidity/to attract more views, so an adjustment may be needed, a good unbiased source for weather news, it's supposed to fuck up Haiti something fierce.

    I hope it still packs a wallop when it hits the US. Killing niggers and the massive destruction it causes to their far weaker buildings and infrastructure is always fun and very good, but I do love it when a developed first world country gets what's coming to them.

    No edges. Just think back to how much great footage the Japanese tsunami brought. Ah, I remember staying up late into the night when it occurred.

    its only going to be a cat-3 when it hits florida. in relative terms...thats not bad. most of the sane people have concrete houses and since the 2004 hurricanes the building codes have changed, strengthening requirements for everything.

    most of the damage is going to be from trees falling on something...or someone. or people that do stupid shit...like run a generator in their bedrooms...or go for a stroll and a tree falls on them. any damage to mobile homes doesnt count because anyone that lives in a mobile home in hurricane or tornado prone areas deserves the karma.

    im not looking for ward to the power outages. the power goes out with the normal wind storms. the electric companies around here are cheap fucks and refuse to secure the lines under ground. the last hurricane when power went out at my house...and i loaned my generator to someone...i stayed with someone who lived in an area where their power lines were underground and never lost power.
  5. #5
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine if Hydro's baby ended up literally flying away and it ended up solving all her problems.
  6. #6
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I prefer the West coast.
  7. #7
    worried residents in Kingston were boarding up the windows of their homes and reportedly stocking up on staples like food, water and even beer.

    Holy shit, I almost forgot the fucking beer

    Thanks infinity
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    this whole situation has become almost comedic.

    if there is ever a natural or unnatural disaster that isnt announced a week ahead of time...people are FUCKed.

    the store shelves are empty of basic foodstuffs...the hardware stores are empty of everything relevant to a 'disaster'...gas stations are all closed due to running out of gas...the only reason i can say its funny is because i already have everything i could possibly need. the annoying part is being around people who have zero preparation skills and spool up at the last second over shit they need but cant get.

    i was on a 'barrier island' at someones house, doing hurricane shit, and the cops kept driving with their loudspeakers blaring... telling us to 'mandatory evacuate.' the newspapers are reporting all the bridges are closed but that isnt true because i drove over two different ones several times (back and forth) up until about an hour ago. there were news choppers everywhere...i dont know what the fuck they were doing.

    i wasnt there but someone told me about how they were in a hardware store buying a generator and some woman tried to tell him to take the one he had (the last one in the store) to her car. then some nigger held his cart and tried to verbally strong-arm him into giving the nigger his generator. this is what i mean about IQs dropping exponentially when storms are in the vicinity.

    anyone have access to the original totse files from back in about 2004 that would have a post i made about hurricanes?
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^i already saw this coming and many people still went to disney world knowing it would be sensationalist event, thinking they'd be the only ones...

    wow... a media hoax came out of florida who'd of thunk?!

    I saw this shit happen in 2004 when I worked at HEB, and nothing happened. just a bunch of idiots acting like idiots..

    when a real disaster strikes.. there will be little warning..

    now shut up and touch your toes bill the cat and let me fuck that cat ass!
  10. #10
    Living near an ocean sounds gay as fuck.
  11. #11
    infinityshock Black Hole
    ^i already saw this coming and many people still went to disney world knowing it would be sensationalist event, thinking they'd be the only ones…

    wow… a media hoax came out of florida who'd of thunk?!

    I saw this shit happen in 2004 when I worked at HEB, and nothing happened. just a bunch of idiots acting like idiots..

    when a real disaster strikes.. there will be little warning..

    now shut up and touch your toes bill the cat and let me fuck that cat ass!

    what the shit are you yammering on about? its a hurricane...theres no hoax or possible way to turn it into a hoax. its a natural event.

    you wouldnt know what to do with an ass spread out right in front of your face. youve spent your entire life as a catcher...theres no way youll ever figure out what it means to be a pitcher.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Living near an ocean sounds gay as fuck.

    not when its time to go to the beach...surfing...jet skiing...boating...chicks in bikinis...
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    not when its time to go to the beach…surfing…jet skiing…boating…chicks in bikinis…

    I just go to a lake or river.
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    what the shit are you yammering on about? its a hurricane…theres no hoax or possible way to turn it into a hoax. its a natural event.

    you wouldnt know what to do with an ass spread out right in front of your face. youve spent your entire life as a catcher…theres no way youll ever figure out what it means to be a pitcher.


    I just fucked a girl up the ass last week, and her dad heard our skin slapping in her room. I don't know where you get your information from
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