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If you could really sell your soul to the devil
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2018-01-28 at 4:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Sounds boring. Why would you want to know everything? I mean i did say i wanted to learn everything but that is going to take me forever so i at least have a goal to strive for.
Knowing everything doesn't mean understanding everything. I think that's a more interesting process than finding things out, piecing then together, the whys of things.
If I had to give a serious answer, I'd give one in a similar vein, but with a change that makes it more fun: I'd ask for a machine that answers any question I want in as much detail as I want... And it's knowledge should have no limit, whatsoever. It will have the ultimate, absolute answers of a supreme god above all gods.
Then I can indulge my curiosities infinitely. For example, how did all things come to be? How did the first thing come to be? What did it mean for it to be rather than not be? I imagine sir would get abstract real quick, but the fun would be in figuring out the right questions to ask (and if you were stuck, you could ask it the right questions to ask!)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-01-28 at 4:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby like you sell your soul, then you are repressed aftwards with constant torment of all the things you've done by being the puppet socket puppet bitch of the devil that weighs on your conscious.. RAMMING A NIGGER FAG COCK IN YOUR ASS!
are you a fucking retard?
you just described your perfect date...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-01-28 at 4:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Without studying the biology of suffering our pain, a priori, I figure that there's no maximum level of suffering per season, it is relative to the amount of suffering you are used to. So if you keep ramping up the suffering, you will keep suffering. I'm sure the management of hell can figure that out.
there are only so many nerve endings in the body. once they reach that point, you're golden. besides, your body died, so your nerves are dead, so you ain't feeling shit anyway.
its those people that got to heaven that i'm more worried about. i mean they got there coz they followed rules, always did what they were fucking asked, followed religen like religeously. and now your stuck with them and they're super smarmy and stuck up their own asses from too much patting themselves on the back for a job well done of being a good little boy the whole time they were down here brown nosing and grassing people up for anything that was fun. they'd all be like buzzing round annoying the fuck out of everyone acting like they were the best and coolest thing ever just because 'they' think so, total complete pretentious arrogant and boring cunts. they'd be like, well like you know, like, like, well fucking hell they'd be just like you, wouldn't they? fucking hell, nightmare. a heaven full of captain falcons.
i might be back later, ima just gonna pop out for a little bit. ima go make sure i absolutely deserve my little space in hell.
fucking hell, mental.
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2018-01-28 at 4:23 AM UTCi know which one would send me crazy first
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2018-01-28 at 5:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist there are only so many nerve endings in the body. once they reach that point, you're golden. besides, your body died, so your nerves are dead, so you ain't feeling shit anyway.
its those people that got to heaven that i'm more worried about. i mean they got there coz they followed rules, always did what they were fucking asked, followed religen like religeously. and now your stuck with them and they're super smarmy and stuck up their own asses from too much patting themselves on the back for a job well done of being a good little boy the whole time they were down here brown nosing and grassing people up for anything that was fun. they'd all be like buzzing round annoying the fuck out of everyone acting like they were the best and coolest thing ever just because 'they' think so, total complete pretentious arrogant and boring cunts. they'd be like, well like you know, like, like, well fucking hell they'd be just like you, wouldn't they? fucking hell, nightmare. a heaven full of captain falcons.
i might be back later, ima just gonna pop out for a little bit. ima go make sure i absolutely deserve my little space in hell.
fucking hell, mental.
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I don't think it's a matter of reaching your nerve endings. I think they'd torture you more through things like tedium or repetition combined with pain too. In the Muslim tradition, hellfire will burn away your skin, but your skin will constantly regenerate. -
2018-01-28 at 5:45 AM UTC
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2018-01-28 at 2:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Yes please. If i also have unlimited money i can just do whatever the hell i feel like. Get half my body replaced by robot parts(Because it's cool and would give me super human strength) and board a ship to Proxima Centauri in the year 3400. In fact, i'd build that ship. I have unlimited money anyway. I would hire a crew and go explore the Universe.
your ship might run into an iceberg, leaks and all your crew died.
then youll be all alone, in space, in a broken ship. -
2018-01-28 at 2:55 PM UTC
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2018-01-28 at 3:40 PM UTCI made a deal with the Devil, but paid in counterfeit soul.
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2018-01-28 at 8:12 PM UTC
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2018-01-28 at 8:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I don't think it's a matter of reaching your nerve endings. I think they'd torture you more through things like tedium or repetition combined with pain too. In the Muslim tradition, hellfire will burn away your skin, but your skin will constantly regenerate.
The last part sounds like a LOT of wasted energy. No matter where that energy is coming from. -
2018-01-28 at 8:28 PM UTC
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2018-01-28 at 8:29 PM UTCWhen I was a moody teen, listening to Marilyn Manson and being a borderline goth, I remember taking a BATH one day (yes, a BATH) and lying in the tub, looking up at the ceiling and the patterns in the spackle. I was raised Christian and all of my family is. I was too. I was so moody and weird, I had a CHANGE OF HEART for about, 5 minutes, in regard to the afterlife and GOD and all of that. In those 5 minutes, I literally "prayed" to SATAN and said in my mind, "if you exist, then come into MY heart and change my life". I IMMEDIATELY felt guilty and said a million prays to JESUS to forgive me and how wrong I was and a terrible, terrible sinner.
I drained the bath water and knew, somehow, that I was going to burn in hell.
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2018-01-28 at 8:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace When I was a moody teen, listening to Marilyn Manson and being a borderline goth, I remember taking a BATH one day (yes, a BATH) and lying in the tub, looking up at the ceiling and the patterns in the spackle. I was raised Christian and all of my family is. I was too. I was so moody and weird, I had a CHANGE OF HEART for about, 5 minutes, in regard to the afterlife and GOD and all of that. In those 5 minutes, I literally "prayed" to SATAN and said in my mind, "if you exist, then come into MY heart and change my life". I IMMEDIATELY felt guilty and said a million prays to JESUS to forgive me and how wrong I was and a terrible, terrible sinner.
I drained the bath water and knew, somehow, that I was going to burn in hell.
Damn. I thought you were going to take us on a riveting tale of how satan supernaturally made you kick ass at something (getting chicks, playing cards/the guitar) oh well still a pretty interesting story. I always love a good story time. -
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