When I was in 6th grade, we did swimming, and one of the adult instructors...

1. 2018-01-28 at 11:35 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...told me to not wear my board shorts next time, and just wear speedos, becuase it'd make me swim faster.
   
   Was he a pedo?
2. 2018-01-28 at 11:51 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   yeah probably
3. 2018-01-28 at 12:36 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Enter …told me to not wear my board shorts next time, and just wear speedos, becuase it'd make me swim faster.
   
   Was he a pedo?

   
   Nah he prolly new what he was talking about. I was on swim team for years and track and i was good at it until i started being a loser. I didnt like wearing a speedo at first but got used to them. Hell i bought a couple last summer because i was going to start doing laps at the gym.
   
   I sent my gf a pic and she said i pull it off because I'm thin
   
   And wtf are board shorts? Like baggy jammers that insecure americans wear? Girls like a guy with coincidence. Plus i have a nice ass and package
4. 2018-01-28 at 12:38 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Lol i just looked up board shorts... Ever watched pro swimming? No one wears those you cuck
5. 2018-01-28 at 12:41 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Middle school swim team is the same thing as pro swimming, obviously
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6. 2018-01-28 at 12:49 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Middle school swim team is the same thing as pro swimming, obviously

   
   So you're saying he wanted to fuck my virgin asshole?
7. 2018-01-28 at 12:51 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Enter So you're saying he wanted to fuck my at the time virgin asshole?

   
   Enter...
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8. 2018-01-28 at 1:22 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Lanny Middle school swim team is the same thing as pro swimming, obviously

   
   no.. but even when I was 11 and in swim team I took it seriously because I'm competitive.. why take a swim class if you're not serious about it? It's much harder to do laps in jammers lanny quit being so contrary all the time unnecessarily
9. 2018-01-28 at 1:32 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby no.. but even when I was 11 and in swim team I took it seriously because I'm competitive.. why take a swim class if you're not serious about it? It's much harder to do laps in jammers lanny quit being so contrary all the time unnecessarily

   
   We were forced to do it, and it's not like I was any good. It's not like I was coming 2nd and he was like, "if you wore better swimming gear then you can come 1st!"
10. 2018-01-28 at 1:35 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no.. but even when I was 11 and in swim team I took it seriously because I'm competitive..

    
    did u take steroids aswell ????
11. 2018-01-28 at 1:36 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Enter We were forced to do it, and it's not like I was any good. It's not like I was coming 2nd and he was like, "if you wore better swimming gear then you can come 1st!"

    
    oh okay. he prolly wasn't a pedo, its just a swimsuit man.. I mean he was a swim instructor so I'm sure he was jsut giving you tips to swim better, jammers are restrictive.
    
    It's just like when I first started playing frisbee golf and I didn't have too much of an interest at it some guy pointed out I had sloppy form and I had the attitude like "fuck you man, I don't even give a fuck about this" and he was just trying to help me have proper form. I eventually followed his advice and now I'm pretty good at it and enjoy it.
12. 2018-01-28 at 1:37 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by benny vader did u take steroids aswell ????

    
    nope I don't believe in them
13. 2018-01-28 at 1:53 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter …told me to not wear my board shorts next time, and just wear speedos, becuase it'd make me swim faster.
    
    Was he a pedo?

    
    if he was a pedo he would have made you wear a thong and get a prostate exam.
14. 2018-01-28 at 1:53 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby nope I don't believe in them

    
    yet you huff, snort, plug, inject, and smoke every other illicit substance in existence.
    
    you're an idiot.
15. 2018-01-28 at 2:12 PM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Girls like a guy with coincidence.
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16. 2018-01-28 at 3:27 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby nope I don't believe in them

    
    you dont have to believe in them to feel their effects.
17. 2018-01-28 at 10:28 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no.. but even when I was 11 and in swim team I took it seriously because I'm competitive.. why take a swim class if you're not serious about it?

    
    Maybe because you're 11 so adults (like a coach) taking that shit seriously is creepy and speedos are gay as hell.
    
    I mean hell, might as well give the kids steroids too right? Why do it if you're not serious?
18. 2018-01-28 at 10:44 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Didn't happen.
19. 2018-01-29 at 12:10 AM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by HTS Enter…

    
    ...And that day began when Enter would learn to hate women fiercely as the gym coach "entered" Enter's little under developed pop cutter. To block out the pain of a grown man's erect penis violently thrusting inside his fragile boy hole he only listened to the gym teacher's booming voice as he panted "Women. Fucking women made me do this Enter! My fat whore wife never giving me the time of day! Fucking cunts!"
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20. 2018-01-29 at 1:15 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    As the resident expert on the subject. (Pedoing not swimwear) I'd say, maybe. Also you know, back in the day, at least in my experience a lot of teachers were really about the rules. If the rules say "Boys should wear speedos and girls should wear bathing suits" as some sort of dress code then well, maybe he had a hard on for the rules themselves and not your nubile virgin asshole.