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anyone here ever have to try to not look so gangster?
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2018-01-27 at 6:09 AM UTCI sometimes have to consciously do it so I don't freak out the normies when I'm out in public especially at night because I make some people feel uneasy. I think its because I'm a big dude I have crazy hair and usually a beard and I kinda look like a demented young pablo picasso so I have to tone it down at times.
Like tonight just before midnight I went out for a brew and when I was got my brew I bummed a cig from this guy and decided to go for a walk and drink my brew in the neighborhood. I'm walking near the park and theres like this group of people emerging from around the bushes trying to get pee wee the cat (neighborhood cat I feed and named) to come to them and they see me like 50 yards away in the dark because I'm wearing a whyte wife beater with a grape juice stain on it smoking a cig and they get really quiet and all stare at me for a second and then try to continue their conversation but I've already tripped them up, (not on purpose) so they are muttering and not giggling anymore and as I get closer I get a few more looks like
(what is he doing? walking around at night?) even though they are doing the same thing but I'm different because I'm a lone wolf.
I get even closer and I can since they are nervous, they seem to be like maybe 18, 19, 20 or something like that a few guys and a few chickens. So I decide to de-esculate the situation and I say "so I see you met pee wee the cat" and some chick ask "thats your cat?" and I said "he's just a neighborhood alley cat but he's cool" so I pet wee with them for a sec and told them later and they felt more at ease.
like even over the weekend I went to go get some pork eggrolls and a 4loko and i was walking back home and you know when someone turns onto the same sidewalk in front of you and you are getting close as you walk behind them? Well like what do you do? It's not like I'm going to slow down.. I get really close behind this guy (mid 30's or so) and I could feel the tension building because he sensed my presence like I'm the nearest nemesis ready plunger his asshole. He turns around quickly in fear so I decide to de-esculate the situation.
I throw up my hands holding my 4loko and porkegg rolls and I give him a smile and say "hey bud, calm down I wasn't try to play grab ass" and I grabbed his ass while passing him and he smiled and giggled and I chuckled and then got back home.
So how about you gonts anyone else here come off as real gangster sometimes?
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2018-01-27 at 8:15 AM UTCalways.
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2018-01-27 at 8:35 AM UTCI gotta get off this websiteThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-27 at 8:43 AM UTCEvery day my nigga.
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2018-01-27 at 9:52 AM UTCJust to be clear, you grabbed a dudes ass in order to de-escalate a situation?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-27 at 11:30 AM UTCLol that picture is adorable.
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2018-01-27 at 12:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by ZambianIntelligenceAgency Just to be clear, you grabbed a dudes ass in order to de-escalate a situation?
LOL. I wasn't going to read it, but you made me.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I get really close behind this guy (mid 30's or so) and I could feel the tension building because he sensed my presence like I'm the nearest nemesis ready plunger his asshole. He turns around quickly in fear so I decide to de-esculate the situation.
I throw up my hands holding my 4loko and porkegg rolls and I give him a smile and say "hey bud, calm down I wasn't try to play grab ass" and I grabbed his ass while passing him and he smiled and giggled and I chuckled and then got back home.
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2018-01-27 at 2:29 PM UTCi think yours and my idea of the definition of gangster are two totally different things pal.
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2018-01-27 at 2:42 PM UTCbich i rock the shirt buttin up ovr the hoodie im reppin that ol dirty style every day fam every day yfm ygm fam
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2018-01-27 at 2:43 PM UTCcamo fades wif the baggy legs hell yes
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2018-01-27 at 4:02 PM UTCI needed a good laugh my grandma died last night and I feel a lil sad
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2018-01-27 at 4:12 PM UTC
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2018-01-27 at 4:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock she probably killed herself out of remorse for being responsible for bringing the likes of you into existence.
nah she died of old age she was 95 and had been ill for quite some time now and to be honest I don't even think she really knew who i was the last several years when I'd talk to her she thought i was her dead husband -
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