I fingerbanged a stripper last night

1. 2018-01-18 at 3:18 AM UTC

   #41
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby bill the cat likes to werk it twerk it scoot it move it all around… he wears a leather thong for a hobby that has a stick with tassle at the end of it that inserts into his asshole.
   
   he wears it at his gay pryde events

   
   i wear a thong the same way your boyfriend rides on your bicycles handle bars
   
   backwards
2. 2018-01-18 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #42
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by infinityshock i wear a thong the same way your boyfriend rides on your bicycles handle bars
   
   backwards

   
   werk it twerk it, scoot it toot it, move it around and get rooted all night long!
3. 2018-01-26 at 7:51 AM UTC

   #43
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   After looking into it a bit more and searching for this place online. I am reading reviews from people that bitch about a "NO TOUCH POLICY". Some are complaining about paying for lap dances and hardly getting them.
   
   Hmmmmm. I wonder when I should go back next. Do you guys think I have a change with the stripper or am I being a desperate loser?
4. 2018-01-26 at 8:19 AM UTC

   #44
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by SBTlauien After looking into it a bit more and searching for this place online. I am reading reviews from people that bitch about a "NO TOUCH POLICY". Some are complaining about paying for lap dances and hardly getting them.
   
   Hmmmmm. I wonder when I should go back next. Do you guys think I have a change with the stripper or am I being a desperate loser?

   
   Its called striptease for a reason. The clues in the name, the second bit "tease".
   
   
   
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5. 2018-01-26 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #45
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Sophie I just realized that saying has biblical roots. I was like; huh, i wonder how that got to be a saying. Then i realized Judas gave Jesus a kiss even though he had betrayed or was about to betray him. I am not sure about the chronology.

   
   Judas kissed at the same time he was telling. The kiss was a signal to the Roman soldiers (standing nearby) to indicate that the one he was kissing was the Messiah, so they could make the arrest.
6. 2018-01-26 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #46
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Reminds me of a jaunty lil tune that goes a lil something like this. I got farted on by a stripper, that asshole explodin' as those hips rollin, her brown fish star be exposin ta da da da da . I got farted on by a stripper, chocolate starfish be poppin I got farted on by a stripper.
7. 2018-01-26 at 6:49 PM UTC

   #47
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by SBTlauien Also she left juice all over pants…I can still smell it. All other strip clubs I've been to are like $20 a song but have strict no touch rules.
   
   Afterwards, she disappeared, and another girl came up and started talking to me,then she reappeared. I honestly don't know if this is all typical at a strip club though.

   
   Nigga that's NASTY
8. 2018-01-26 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #48
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mashlehash Nigga that's NASTY

   
   Delish.
9. 2018-01-26 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #49
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   naaaaaaaaaaawh
10. 2018-01-26 at 11:16 PM UTC

    #50
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mashlehash Nigga that's NASTY

    
    Nigga that's GAY
    
    
    
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11. 2018-01-26 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #51
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    girl juice is the most delectable thing in existence.
    
    
    
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12. 2018-01-26 at 11:30 PM UTC

    #52
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Well, aren't you worth a penny.
13. 2018-01-26 at 11:56 PM UTC

    #53
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I wardrobed out that pair of jeans and got a brand new pair.
14. 2018-01-27 at 12:32 AM UTC

    #54
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
15. 2018-01-27 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #55
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor did u put them aside to huff the scent when ur fapping?

    
    Noooooooooooooo.
    
    Yes. lmao. But I then wardrobed them back like a champ.
16. 2018-01-27 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #56
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Tisk tisk
17. 2018-01-27 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #57
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
18. 2018-01-27 at 4:18 AM UTC

    #58
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    huff that shit till the cows come home
    
    
    
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