The No-Pants Mafia

1. 2018-01-25 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This is a thread for everyone who hates wearing pants in their own house, and would rather lounge around either in boxers or lounge shorts.
   
   
2. 2018-01-25 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #2
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   i am literally naked right now
3. 2018-01-25 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I WROTE IT IN CAPS
   
   i hate twitter
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
4. 2018-01-25 at 2:57 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock i am literally naked right now

   
   Like nothing? I gotta have an undershirt and at least a pair of boxers on because I don't like my leather computer chair getting my back all sweaty without a shirt in between.
5. 2018-01-25 at 2:57 AM UTC

   #5
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   One of my friends in the hood has randomly showed up at my place and I open the door in just my calvien klein microfiber boxer briefs and he starts saying shit like "woooah wtf man? what are you doing fucking or something?"
   
   and I'm like no... its just I'm in my own place alone..
   even when I'm on tinychat I will normally be in my boxers but I usually put on a t-shirt so people won't make fun of my skinny man titties. lol
6. 2018-01-25 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Enter IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I WROTE IT IN CAPS
   
   i hate twitter

   
   
7. 2018-01-25 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #7
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Like nothing? I gotta have an undershirt and at least a pair of boxers on because I don't like my leather computer chair getting my back all sweaty without a shirt in between.

   
   i have a cover over the leather.
8. 2018-01-25 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #8
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by infinityshock i have a cover over the leather.

   
   wooden beads like an indian taxi driver
9. 2018-01-25 at 3:12 AM UTC

   #9
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra wooden beads like an indian taxi driver

   
   egg-zactly
10. 2018-01-25 at 3:30 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra wooden beads like an indian taxi driver

    
    I imagine that would pinch. Remember that dude from Fark who got his balls stuck in a slatted chair?
    
    http://www.fark.com/comments/2018473/Im-stuck-to-my-chair-Im-so-very-scared-Help-Details-In-thread
11. 2018-01-25 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
12. 2018-01-25 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #12
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    No longer are you captain.
13. 2018-01-25 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #13
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I usually just keep mine on and don't even think about it, I guess the comfort level is enough for me not to, though I'll intermittently wear some pajama pants and every now and again just boxers.
    
    There's probably some psychology behind it, like I feel more secure or ready for something if need be, like some cats and dogs instinctively don't like to lie on their back because they're more vulnerable.