2018-01-21 at 7:29 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
2 months ago i was doing my laundry and some bitch that ive never seen before came out and asked me what my name was, so I told her my name because I thought she was being neibhborly and introducing herself. she started accusing me of looking through her bedroom window and I told her to go get fucked.
A month later i was driving back from downtown after smoking meth with my friend and I had no headlights on becase meth makes me see in the dark plus its pretty bright in the night night sky down town. the cop asked me if I'd been drking and I told him no even though i had drank a bunch a few hours earlier thats why i was smoking. he asked me to blow in his face and all I did was blow meth mouth in his stupid pig face, the other pig came up and he said whats up and he said "he doesn't smell like he's been drinking" the other cop just spoke to me and talked about living in hawaii while i was figiting because of the meth.
The cop came back and asked me if I know anybody at my address thats been looking in windows. I isaid no. and the cop said he really wants me to help them with the case and I said I don't know how to help you with your case if I don't doererering anything like that. So they let me go.
Today I saw that bitch out by her car and confronted her asking her why she made a false police report on me and she said she didnt, then i gave her some more dtails and then she said "i did because you look like my bf" and so i slapped her and said "does your do this to you?"
and she started crying, unfortunately my neigbor was in his truck watching all of this, I walked by him and said "sup bud" and gave him a head nod I think it will all be cool.
2018-01-21 at 7:32 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
you didn't slap her. If you did, that's simple assault. You're also on probation, for violent attacks on women. You'd be buried UNDER the jail. This is another Bill Krozby story. A simple story. Fiction.
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2018-01-21 at 8:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
2 months ago i was doing my laundry and some bitch that ive never seen before came out and asked me what my name was, so I told her my name because I thought she was being neibhborly and introducing herself. she started accusing me of looking through her bedroom window and I told her to go get fucked.
A month later i was driving back from downtown after smoking meth with my friend and I had no headlights on becase meth makes me see in the dark plus its pretty bright in the night night sky down town. the cop asked me if I'd been drking and I told him no even though i had drank a bunch a few hours earlier thats why i was smoking. he asked me to blow in his face and all I did was blow meth mouth in his stupid pig face, the other pig came up and he said whats up and he said "he doesn't smell like he's been drinking" the other cop just spoke to me and talked about living in hawaii while i was figiting because of the meth.
The cop came back and asked me if I know anybody at my address thats been looking in windows. I isaid no. and the cop said he really wants me to help them with the case and I said I don't know how to help you with your case if I don't doererering anything like that. So they let me go.
Today I saw that bitch out by her car and confronted her asking her why she made a false police report on me and she said she didnt, then i gave her some more dtails and then she said "i did because you look like my bf" and so i slapped her and said "does your do this to you?"
and she started crying, unfortunately my neigbor was in his truck watching all of this, I walked by him and said "sup bud" and gave him a head nod I think it will all be cool.
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2018-01-21 at 11:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
2 months ago i was doing my laundry and some bitch that ive never seen before came out and asked me what my name was, so I told her my name because I thought she was being neibhborly and introducing herself. she started accusing me of looking through her bedroom window and I told her to go get fucked.
A month later i was driving back from downtown after smoking meth with my friend and I had no headlights on becase meth makes me see in the dark plus its pretty bright in the night night sky down town. the cop asked me if I'd been drking and I told him no even though i had drank a bunch a few hours earlier thats why i was smoking. he asked me to blow in his face and all I did was blow meth mouth in his stupid pig face, the other pig came up and he said whats up and he said "he doesn't smell like he's been drinking" the other cop just spoke to me and talked about living in hawaii while i was figiting because of the meth.
The cop came back and asked me if I know anybody at my address thats been looking in windows. I isaid no. and the cop said he really wants me to help them with the case and I said I don't know how to help you with your case if I don't doererering anything like that. So they let me go.
Today I saw that bitch out by her car and confronted her asking her why she made a false police report on me and she said she didnt, then i gave her some more dtails and then she said "i did because you look like my bf" and so i slapped her and said "does your do this to you?"
and she started crying, unfortunately my neigbor was in his truck watching all of this, I walked by him and said "sup bud" and gave him a head nod I think it will all be cool.
so what actually happened was...you were high on meth, went around peoples windows, the cops came and beat the shit out of you, told you not to do it again, then you went to bed crying.
thats plausible.
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2018-01-21 at 11:53 PM UTC
Why would you even joke about this? You just come aacross as an asshole, no matter what.
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2018-01-21 at 11:56 PM UTC
can someone send Bill Krozby to prison already
2018-01-22 at 12:40 AM UTC
lol. You're going to jail.
2018-01-22 at 12:43 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
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Originally posted by HTS
Why would you even joke about this? You just come aacross as an asshole, no matter what.
Show him your breasts
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