I fingerbanged a stripper last night

1. 2018-01-14 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock every chick on this planet would let a complete stranger finger-bang them…or even put out on the first date…if the dude meets the chicks qualifications. the only difference between strippers, hookers, catholic school girls, and every other chick is the extent of those qualifications.

   
   Nigga I'm talking about it in the business context. I hate when fake macks from this site try to explain women in one sentence. Like you're gonna blow minds with this.. "women fuck on the first date" as if you're the only one who has laid some pipe. I've laid miles!
2. 2018-01-14 at 8:21 PM UTC

   #22
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by SpectraL- My mother told me not to kiss and tell.

   
   a very convenient excuse for a virgin that
   
   
   
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3. 2018-01-14 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #23
   

   HTS highlight reel
   Your finger is gonna fall off.
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4. 2018-01-14 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #24
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius Nigga I'm talking about it in the business context. I hate when fake macks from this site try to explain women in one sentence. Like you're gonna blow minds with this.. "women fuck on the first date" as if you're the only one who has laid some pipe. I've laid miles!

   
   my commentary was directed toward heterosexuals. it doesnt apply to you nor your boyfriend, 'miles.'
5. 2018-01-15 at 12:27 AM UTC

   #25
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius Were you two vibin conversationally? I choked a skripper thruout a dance once that was fire.

   
   We were. She use to have a similar job and she telling me about it.
   
   Also, this place is $40 a dance or like $100 for three songs. I did the $100 but I think we did like four/five songs. We were both tipsy. Also she left juice all over pants...I can still smell it. All other strip clubs I've been to are like $20 a song but have strict no touch rules.
   
   Afterwards, she disapeared, and another girl came up and started talking to me,then she reapeared. I honestly don't know if this is all typical at a strip club though.
6. 2018-01-17 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #26
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I keep thinking about her...
7. 2018-01-17 at 5:43 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SBTlauien I keep thinking about her…

   
   Go see her if you bread. She probably already works at a different club though. Next time pull your dick out during the first song..
   
   Also.. $40 for a song. What? Sounds like it was worth it for you though.
8. 2018-01-17 at 7:49 AM UTC

   #28
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius Also.. $40 for a song. What? Sounds like it was worth it for you though.

   
   Yeah. But now I'm wondering if that was normal for her or if she felt a connection...
9. 2018-01-17 at 2:43 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Eh, she probably doesn't let every single guy finger her but that was definitely not her first time. What kind of connection are you hoping to have with this dancer? You can probably fuck her or something but that's it.
10. 2018-01-17 at 2:51 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SBTlauien Yeah. But now I'm wondering if that was normal for her or if she felt a connection…

    
    Either way you do not want to date a stripper. I did it once, well she was a former stripper, and she was completely off her fucking rocker. They all are
11. 2018-01-17 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #31
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Either way you do not want to date a stripper. I did it once, well she was a former stripper, and she was completely off her fucking rocker. They all are

    
    How so?
12. 2018-01-17 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #32
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius What kind of connection are you hoping to have with this dancer? You can probably fuck her or something but that's it.

    
    A romance...
13. 2018-01-17 at 6:03 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by SBTlauien How so?

    
    
14. 2018-01-17 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SBTlauien How so?

    
    She doesn’t have custody of either of her children, one time when she had them over at her place she let me fuck her with the kids in the next room (it wasn’t late at night either it was literally midday and they could definitely hear her screaming), would constantly send me pics of her cutting herself, any time she ate anything she would immediately go to the bathroom to vomit, wanted me to fuck her while she sucked her ex boyfriend’s dick, went in to work drunk constantly until she got fired for it, then at her next job she got one of her coworkers fired for flirting with her then like a week later she got fired too for drinking at work, etc.
15. 2018-01-17 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #35
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox Paws She doesn’t have custody of either of her children, one time when she had them over at her place she let me fuck her with the kids in the next room (it wasn’t late at night either it was literally midday and they could definitely hear her screaming), would constantly send me pics of her cutting herself, any time she ate anything she would immediately go to the bathroom to vomit, wanted me to fuck her while she sucked her ex boyfriend’s dick, went in to work drunk constantly until she got fired for it, then at her next job she got one of her coworkers fired for flirting with her then like a week later she got fired too for drinking at work, etc.

    
    They can drink at work though...
16. 2018-01-17 at 8:31 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SBTlauien They can drink at work though…

    
    I said former stripper. She hadn’t stripped for like ten years when I met her.
    
    Just goes to show that strippers are fucked in the head for life, not just while they’re stripping
17. 2018-01-17 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #37
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah but crazy chicks are the best tho. its worth putting up with their crazy shit just for the hot fucking you get out of them.
    
    
    
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18. 2018-01-17 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #38
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by infinityshock absolutely.
    
    you should have at least gone up to the elbow. if you were feeling really frisky…the shoulder-joint.

    
    What the fuck is wrong with you?
19. 2018-01-18 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #39
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash What the fuck is wrong with you?

    
    i dont have the time or desire to write out a list
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20. 2018-01-18 at 3:10 AM UTC

    #40
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    bill the cat likes to werk it twerk it scoot it move it all around... he wears a leather thong for a hobby that has a stick with tassle at the end of it that inserts into his asshole.
    
    he wears it at his gay pryde events
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