ITT: We're RPG characters

1. 2018-01-16 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   For example, here's my take on Spectral:
   
   +5 hacking
   +10 backseat moderating
   -30 damage
   +10 creepiness
   Team Bonus: Daguru can derrail any thread
   
   Weapons of choice: Keyboards, Drums, Windows 98
2. 2018-01-16 at 9:11 PM UTC

   #2
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   lame, we don't even know who you are since you're the fake vizer so we can't really do one for you.
   
   vizer:
   +30 for being an alt-coward
   
   okay there we go lol
3. 2018-01-16 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #3
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   +30 rape ^
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Madman, 
   • Lanny, 
   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2018-01-16 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   My grandmother lost a [Gold ring of speed +6] down the well 5 winters ago
   I wonder if it's still down there
5. 2018-01-16 at 9:29 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   Vizier:
   
   Tecate consumption +50
   Corona consumption +70
   Whisky consumption +90
   Telephone manner +60
   One liners +95
   Troll immunity -10
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2018-01-16 at 9:31 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   Team bonus = next door neighbour sicario
7. 2018-01-16 at 9:58 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   Daily:
   
   Genderfluid +100
   Mimicry + 45
   Water +4L
   
   Weapon of choice: Barbells, Trucks
   
   Team Bonus: Jihad
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Lanny
8. 2018-01-16 at 10:11 PM UTC

   #8
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Not scary.
9. 2018-01-16 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   Oh yeah, Special is inmune to the Fear status, apparently.
10. 2018-01-17 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #10
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lame, we don't even know who you are since you're the fake vizer so we can't really do one for you.
    
    vizer:
    +30 for being an alt-coward
    
    okay there we go lol

    
    Bill Krozby:
    
    rampant faggorty: x gazillion
    cock suckery: x gajillion
    intelligence: - everything
11. 2018-01-17 at 12:07 AM UTC

    #11
    

    HTS highlight reel
    Vizier:
    +5 creepiness
    +10 molester uncle vibes
    -25 defense against Enter
    +5 defense overall (shitty pleather jacket)
    
    Starts with: ring of false vizierdom, nobody suspects your true identity is [redacted]
12. 2018-01-17 at 12:17 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by HTS Vizier:
    +5 creepiness
    +10 molester uncle vibes
    -25 defense against Enter
    +5 defense overall (shitty pleather jacket)
    
    Starts with: ring of false vizierdom, nobody suspects your true identity is [redacted]

    
    You forgot +10 knowledge (nature) on the subject of turtles
13. 2018-01-17 at 12:28 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by benny vader +30 rape ^

    
    Bill Krozby's special is "STD infection". Super effective against low intelligence enemies, it deals extra damage and a permanent debuff. The drawback is there's a 50% chance that he ends up fucking himself instead in a drunken stupor.
14. 2018-01-17 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by Lanny Bill Krozby's special is "STD infection". Super effective against low intelligence enemies, it deals extra damage and a permanent debuff. The drawback is there's a 50% chance that he ends up fucking himself instead in a drunken stupor.

    
    Haha kind of reminds me of that one time my uncle gave me herpes
15. 2018-01-17 at 12:37 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier Haha kind of reminds me of that one time my uncle gave me herpes

    
    It’s the real vizier guys
16. 2018-01-17 at 12:55 AM UTC

    #16
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah, I don't know where the vizier impostor meme came from but it's looking pretty unlikely it's anyone else.
17. 2018-01-17 at 12:56 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Honestly I just like saying “it’s the real so and so you guys”. It’s one of my catchphrases
    
    
    honk!
18. 2018-01-17 at 12:57 AM UTC

    #18
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    nice dude, it just so happens saying "Yeah, I don't know where the so and so impostor meme came from but it's looking pretty unlikely it's anyone else." It's also my catchphrase
19. 2018-01-17 at 12:58 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
20. 2018-01-17 at 2:22 AM UTC

    #20
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Encountering La Pastada instantly regains your health and adds a foot long chimichanga to your inventory.