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  1. 2018-01-16 at 3:18 AM UTC
    #1
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    in a nutshell, i haven't cum in 3 days now, mostly drug induced tbph. but i need to cum soon. i've tried all sorts of porn and fucked up shit, but to no avail. so i really need some help from ma nigga's. what say y'all, what can you suggest to empty my bulging sack to?




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  2. 2018-01-16 at 3:28 AM UTC
    #2
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    You have a mirror, don't you?
  3. 2018-01-16 at 3:37 AM UTC
    #3
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist in a nutshell, i haven't cum in 3 days now, mostly drug induced tbph. but i need to cum soon. i've tried all sorts of porn and fucked up shit, but to no avail. so i really need some help from ma nigga's. what say y'all, what can you suggest to empty my bulging sack to?
    call Bill Krozby over and give him 25-cents. he can suck the sweat off a golf ball thru fifty feet of garden hose.
  4. 2018-01-16 at 3:38 AM UTC
    #4
    HTS highlight reel
    One's senses.

    Alternatively: lesbian triple fisting.
  5. 2018-01-16 at 3:41 AM UTC
    #5
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS One's senses.

    Alternatively: lesbian triple fisting.

    fisting is for amateurs.

    professionals crawl up in there and do the macarena.
  6. 2018-01-16 at 3:51 AM UTC
    #6
    RestStop Space Nigga
    You have access to dmn's right? SRS: Order some meth. I realize this doesn't help you RIGHT NOW but trust me it will do you wonders in the future.
  7. 2018-01-16 at 4:04 AM UTC
    #7
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop You have access to dmn's right? SRS: Order some meth. I realize this doesn't help you RIGHT NOW but trust me it will do you wonders in the future.

    This motherfucker is like a spokesman for meth
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. 2018-01-16 at 4:22 AM UTC
    #8
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i' still finishing an acid blotter, 3 grams of shsh, 20mg xanax and a 1/16 of heroing. this is the cause of the problem, mostly coz i got that strong shit cut with fent again that was giving me the floppies before. i can get it up alright, but literally just pulling at it for four/five hours and getting nowhere. i got all sorts of fucked up porn but nothing doing. i need good serious suggestions for something truly hardcore hot.

    ps. not gay so suggesting dudes is pointless.



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  9. 2018-01-16 at 5:57 AM UTC
    #9
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    dead people upside-down
  10. 2018-01-16 at 6:23 AM UTC
    #10
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Fox Paws This motherfucker is like a spokesman for meth

    This meth is like a motherfucker for a spokesman.
  11. 2018-01-16 at 7:56 AM UTC
    #11
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist …i've tried all sorts of porn and fucked up shit,..

    including child pornography ???

    preteen, hardcore, pornography of childrens ???
  12. 2018-01-16 at 12:40 PM UTC
    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fetish porn.
  13. 2018-01-16 at 4:10 PM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    documentingreality.com
  14. 2018-01-16 at 4:21 PM UTC
    #14
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well what do you know, pregnant lesbian dwarfs having a piss orgy seemed to do it.



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  15. 2018-01-16 at 4:52 PM UTC
    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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