If you could be a superhero which one would you be?

1. 2018-01-16 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   Don't most trannies end up an heroing?
2. 2018-01-16 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #22
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'd probably be batman.
   
   I thought about spawn because he's badass but he's super miserable.
   
   you?

   
   you just want a sidekick that follows you around wearing tights.
3. 2018-01-16 at 3:14 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cypher.
   
   His super power is "knowing all languages". He is the lamest ass superhero in the Marvel universe because he is essentially made obsolete by other mutants and technologies within the world.
   
   This was really lame so Marvel stretched it into stuff like "all computer languages" so he is a super hackerman, and "body language" so he is a master martial artist and so on. This leads to him also being a master conversationalist and problem solver, he can crack all codes and so on. He doesn't have super intelligence but he subconsciously knows what to do, what to say, and so on because he can "read situations".
   
   In real life, this would literally just equate to being the ultimate human being, or being unbelievably lucky. You could talk any girl into anything, you could be the ultimate negotiator in all fields, plus you would probably be the greatest computer scientist in history.
   
   You'd never lose a fight, never not know what to do... You would just be the coolest dude in the world, and you don't really have the burdens and reality checks of other super powers (for example, being Flash would probably mean your skin gets ripped to shreds by friction with air).
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4. 2018-01-16 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #24
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   but how COUD they suspect,,, that while they sleepd,, i have hypnotically drainED them of thEIR POWERS
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5. 2018-01-16 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #25
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   whenever they may want to use them,,, their hypnotized brains will intantly reject the notion,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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6. 2018-01-16 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by bling bling but how COUD they suspect,,, that while they sleepd,, i have hypnotically drainED them of thEIR POWERS

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by bling bling whenever they may want to use them,,, their hypnotized brains will intantly reject the notion,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

   
   This instantly cements Bling Bling as my favourite poster in the history of Totselikes
7. 2018-01-16 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #27
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by infinityshock you just want a sidekick that follows you around wearing tights.

   
   hell yeah, gotta love batgirl
8. 2018-01-16 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #28
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   oh pls oh pls oh pls
9. 2018-01-16 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
10. 2018-01-16 at 4:37 AM UTC

    #30
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    {just get up off my dic}
11. 2018-01-16 at 4:45 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling {just get up off my dic}

    
    Classic
12. 2018-01-16 at 6:51 AM UTC

    #32
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Technically not a "superhero" but Castiel from Supernatural. That nigga goes hard AF especially for his friends which is admirable.
13. 2018-01-16 at 6:55 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I would be the hulk because fuck it
14. 2018-01-16 at 6:58 AM UTC

    #34
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by RestStop Technically not a "superhero" but Castiel from Supernatural. That nigga goes hard AF especially for his friends which is admirable.

    
    I've actually been meaning to look into that show, a lot of people think its weird I've never seen it but hey you can't watch everything right?
    
    my gf said she's a fan of that show and I am into horror/paranormal kind of stuff so i might try to watch some with her and give it a chance. I tried watching stranger things but after six episodes or so I got bored with it.
    
    currently i'm watching the new x-files episodes as I was a huge fan of them when i was a kid.
15. 2018-01-16 at 6:59 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS Kitty Pryde

    
    Reality check: the first time you go full-phase, you get pulled down by gravity and find yourself buried alive, possibly in the Earth's core
16. 2018-01-16 at 7 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I would be the hulk because fuck it

    
    Reality check: you die due to the Square-Cube law. There is no way your lungs can support your body.
17. 2018-01-16 at 7:04 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The hulk isn't that big. Only movie hulk is that big. Comic book hulk is like 8 ft or something.
18. 2018-01-16 at 7:05 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I hate that i know this. Fuck you Dylan.
19. 2018-01-16 at 7:06 AM UTC

    #39
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    dylan is like the ultimate cuck
20. 2018-01-16 at 7:11 AM UTC

    #40
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Reality check: the first time you go full-phase, you get pulled down by gravity and find yourself buried alive, possibly in the Earth's core

    
    People who reality check questions like this without prompting are the most boring fuckers alive. Go back to plebbit.