Human Toilet

1. 2018-01-09 at 6:11 PM UTC

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   CUCK4BEER Yung Blood
   You walk past bar after bar, Mexican restaurants and take out Chinese places. All displaying a discrete white paper sign on the door next to the no smoking sign that hand written in magic marker say "No Public Restroom." Your bowls quiver, the left over Indian food you had for lunch along with Mickeys malt liquor want out and you're a 45 minute bus ride with a transfer away from home. You walk a little farther and test to see if you can relieve the pressure in your gut with a fart, but you can feel the hangover soup trying to sneak its way out your asshole. You are ready to accept your fate when in the window of a fortune tellers shop you see a neon sign that in flickering pink letters says HUMAN TOILET, OPEN 24/7 365.
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2. 2018-01-09 at 6:18 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   just find a hooker that offers hardsports
   
   
   
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3. 2018-01-09 at 6:24 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist just find a hooker that offers hardsports
   
   
   
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   Your filthy mud-porn; kink level exceeds, my level of cringe amusement.
   
   and OP.. if this is your lifestyle, always carry a few folded up paper towels in your back pocket, and find an allyway to shit in.
   
   I hate the fact the city wont put in Porta Potties for people to relieve themselves when needed.
   
   Get those city ambassadors to maintain the porta-potties and make sure homeless dont sleep in them.
4. 2018-01-09 at 9:45 PM UTC

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   CUCK4BEER Yung Blood
   As soon as you walk in the door of the fortune teller's retail space you are punched in the nose by the smell of disinfectant and incense. A small older Chinese woman in a red robe greets you at the door and offers to take your coat. You say you just need to use the toilet and you prefer to take it with you. She says it's five dollars and holds out a tarnished brass box for you to put the money in. You ask her if four is alright, it's all you have on you, and she sighs and pushes you into a hallway towards the back of the shop.
5. 2018-01-09 at 9:57 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   I just feel like we should be talking about OP's mom's vagina considering the thread title( no pun intended fam).
6. 2018-01-09 at 10:54 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Aye cabrone aye dios mio, pendejo, FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!1
   
   
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7. 2018-01-10 at 3:08 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CUCK4BEER As soon as you walk in the door of the fortune teller's retail space you are punched in the nose by the smell of disinfectant and incense. A small older Chinese woman in a red robe greets you at the door and offers to take your coat. You say you just need to use the toilet and you prefer to take it with you. She says it's five dollars and holds out a tarnished brass box for you to put the money in. You ask her if four is alright, it's all you have on you, and she sighs and pushes you into a hallway towards the back of the shop.

   
   I'm still angry that San Francisco and Oakland don't have at least porta potties every few blocks for taxi or rideshare people.
   
   they used to have to fancy self cleaning ones for a quarter.. you got 5 minutes to take a shit or be pushed out
   
   homeless were trying to sleep in there.
8. 2018-01-10 at 3:48 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   if you're going to be paying $4 you might as well have just bought a drink or something at one of the restaurants/shops
9. 2018-01-10 at 5:01 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by aldra if you're going to be paying $4 you might as well have just bought a drink or something at one of the restaurants/shops

   
   some peoples kids..
10. 2018-01-10 at 7:02 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 … you got 5 minutes to take a shit or be pushed out

    
    At one second past five minutes, the door springs open and exposes your bare ass to the world.
11. 2018-01-11 at 2:44 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    Boys, get your dicks out. The Troughman is here. Relieve yourselves please. Don't be shy!
    https://www.spreaker.com/show/tales-from-the-trough
12. 2018-01-16 at 1:20 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    fucking gross look at his herpes scars.
13. 2018-01-16 at 1:24 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
14. 2018-01-16 at 5:10 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol how do you get a faggot to fuck a woman??!
    
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    fill her cunt up with shit!
15. 2018-01-27 at 8:45 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor How will you entice the homosexuals to use the pay toilets for gay sex?

    
    You sick sassy sauce faggot with a guy faux goatee. I'm gonna flag your face 666
16. 2018-01-27 at 8:46 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol how do you get a faggot to fuck a woman??!
    
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    fill her cunt up with shit!

    
    That's fucking gross. Did your father share that with you at age 16 and a beer?
17. 2018-01-27 at 9:26 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 That's fucking gross. Did your father share that with you at age 16 and a beer?

    
    its a gilbert godfrey joke. my dad would never say anything like that he's really straight laced
18. 2018-01-27 at 10:22 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 That's fucking gross. Did your father share that with you at age 16 and a beer?

    
    and a meat sausage slathered in crisco...even though the crisco wasnt needed. the sausage flopped right on in.
    
    but he was 9.
19. 2018-01-27 at 11:44 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
    
    

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20. 2018-01-28 at 12:08 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

    
    whats the difference between my dick in your ass or in your mouth?
    
    lets find out.