Public Schools are filthy breeding grounds of germs and sickness

1. 2015-08-13 at 11:12 AM UTC

   #1
   Iron John Houston
   I took my son to the school he will be attending yesterday to talk with the principle for a few minutes. We sat in the office and the school was basically empty, no students around since it the school year doesn't start until next week. But lo and behold, my son wakes up at 3:00 AM this morning puking his guts out.
   
   I know that it's because of germs he picked up from that brief visit to the school - it is filled with some sort of virulent strain of virus, because he came down sick like that a lot last year, especially after going back to school following summer break and Christmas break. That fucking place needs to be fumigated or something. And it's a mostly White school, hardly any blacks and only a few Hispanics.
   
   
2. 2015-08-13 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #2
   Rowan Yung Blood
   This is exactly why I do not like to work around people with school age children....they are basically short germ factories. I hate constantly being infected with something gross that the parents have brought into work from living in a home with these infectious little monsters.
3. 2015-08-13 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #3
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   You guys must have weak immune systems. I only legitimately got sick once when I was a kid. All the other times I was faking it.
4. 2015-08-13 at 4:58 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   You guys must have weak immune systems. I only legitimately got sick once when I was a kid. All the other times I was faking it.

   
   Same here, and I went to schools that were overpopulated; packed to the brim with more kids than they were designed to hold. I was also involved in all sorts of extra-curricular activities. Essentially, I was around my peers all thee fucking time, playing sports together, eating together, playing video games, sharing pens and pencils and chalk and paper and folders and just an all around germ fest. Never sick.
5. 2015-08-13 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #5
   Iron John Houston

   You guys must have weak immune systems. I only legitimately got sick once when I was a kid. All the other times I was faking it.

   
   My youngest son gets sick easier than my two older children did. His mother gets sick easily, so he may have inherited her immune system, although last year I got sick after my son caught something and it knocked me on my ass for days, took weeks to completely get over.
   
   I'm just hoping that he got it out of his system last night. He hasn't thrown up any so far today, since he woke back up; of course he hasn't eaten anything yet either, so that will be the real test.
6. 2015-08-13 at 5:33 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Having been to several private schools as a kid I can safely say that any place where you have a large gathering of young children is going to be a filthy breeding ground for germs and sickness
7. 2015-08-13 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Having been to several private schools as a kid I can safely say that any place where you have a large gathering of young children is going to be a filthy breeding ground for germs and sickness

   
   
   Private schools? Dang, Lan Lan is a rich kid.
8. 2015-08-13 at 6:42 PM UTC

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   arthur treacher African Astronaut

   Dang, Lan Lan is a rich kid.

   
   
   I already assumed this, it bleeds through from his political beliefs.
9. 2015-08-13 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #9
   Rowan Yung Blood
   I personally was not sick much as a child....but these days it is like they are giving these kids some super gross uber infectious plague-like diseases. I am almost never sick until I began working around people with school age children. Gross.
   
10. 2015-08-13 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #10
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    its from all the illegal immigrant kids, coming up here with dirty mexican diseases
11. 2015-08-13 at 10:42 PM UTC

    #11
    Iron John Houston

    its from all the illegal immigrant kids, coming up here with dirty mexican diseases

    
    That's what I'm thinking too, it's gotta be those filthy Mexicans. We never had a problem with it until they started coming here and sending their kids to our schools.
12. 2015-08-15 at 6:04 PM UTC

    #12
    Iron John Houston
    I have officially succumbed to the back to school virus.
    
    I feel like death.
13. 2015-08-15 at 6:13 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Private schools? Dang, Lan Lan is a rich kid.

    
    
    Nah, not at all, I just grew up in places where public schools either didn't exist or largely failed to produce literate students by high school. The options were basically private school or no education at all.
14. 2015-08-15 at 6:23 PM UTC

    #14
    vaporwave Yung Blood
    Glad I am a dirty bean. By immune system is boss. I lick toilet seats every chance I get, to A. hopefully infect other people and B. so that I can build my immune system.
    Get recked fag
15. 2015-08-16 at 6:57 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    My youngest son gets sick easier than my two older children did. His mother gets sick easily, so he may have inherited her immune system, although last year I got sick after my son caught something and it knocked me on my ass for days, took weeks to completely get over.
    
    I'm just hoping that he got it out of his system last night. He hasn't thrown up any so far today, since he woke back up; of course he hasn't eaten anything yet either, so that will be the real test.

    
    
    Well hope he feels better. My daughters mom and I have started recently talking about private school. She's almost 3 so we have a while before we decide. She's pretty smart, but kinda weird. She said to me "sorry you have eyeballs.."
    
    http://imgur.com/Gu97op9
16. 2015-08-16 at 9:42 AM UTC

    #16
    Iron John Houston

    Well hope he feels better. My daughters mom and I have started recently talking about private school. She's almost 3 so we have a while before we decide. She's pretty smart, but kinda weird. She said to me "sorry you have eyeballs.."
    
    http://imgur.com/Gu97op9

    
    He's fine, kids are amazingly resilient and get over stuff quick.
    
    But I have been sick as a dog since I came down with it. Did noting but sleep all day, except for a few brief intervals when I would get up to go to the bathroom and would try to sit up for a little while.
    
    I think I'm better today, but still have some fever and other symptoms.
17. 2015-08-16 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #17
    The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
    OP dropped out of highschool
18. 2015-08-16 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #18
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    what kind of moron puts pictures of children they care about on this site?
    
    oh wait, it's fucking Bill Krozby, never mind
19. 2015-08-16 at 8:25 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^ you really need to check your barriers in thinking, it would do you a lot of good ^
20. 2015-08-16 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #20
    arthur treacher African Astronaut

    ^ you really need to check your barriers in thinking, it would do you a lot of good ^

    
    
    
    yeah, thanks for the advice, Bill Krozby, I will get right on that.