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RE: Hawai false missile thingy. What would you do if you found out a missile was coming?

  1. #41
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Vizier Murder/Suicide was a classic totse meme you newfags

    No, it’s when you murder someones loved ones, causing them to commit suicide out of grief.
  2. #42
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock …tinfoil ….

    seriously do you all really have tin foils over there ???

    becos i have not since like ... ever.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon My black friend and I were double teaming a white twink one time. We were Eiffel towering him and my buddy was in his ass, I was in his mouth.

    Then I reached over, grabbed the twink's buttocks and gave them a couple of squeezes, going "Honk hoooonk!"

    handsome and well tanned individual faggot.
  4. #44
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader seriously do you all really have tin foils over there ???

    becos i have not since like … ever.

    no. it's made of aluminium.

    I have a little bit of lead sheeting.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Issue313 Whites buy rice in little boxes, but other people tend to buy it in big bags. It's smart.

    Yeah I guess white people eat less rice though, so it makes more sense to not buy bulk amounts.

    You should ideally have a bug-out-bag with all your kit ready. It's also good to have for when your buddy rolls up and tells you you're going away for the weekend.

    Fortunately I am not retarded: the chances of some kind of TEOTWAWKI scenario happening are so remote that I cannot ever see a bug out bag ever coming into use, specioally since it'll take me like 10 minutes to do the aforementioned shit.

    But a nuclear flash is so hot (infrared radiation) that it will burn your skin and retinas. The worst place to be when the bombs are going off is on the road, just cos you'd probably wind up blind and with a burnt face.

    True enough, but I'd try to get away from the blast and take cover.
  6. #46
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fortunately I am not retarded: the chances of some kind of TEOTWAWKI scenario happening are so remote that I cannot ever see a bug out bag ever coming into use, specioally since it'll take me like 10 minutes to do the aforementioned shit.

    I am very strung out, but this was implicitly coherent to me and I can't understand how.
  7. #47
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    molly, theres this thing that daddy wants to do with you all this while, but didnt have the guts to ask,

    but since we all are going to die soon .... can we maybe
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Zanick I am very strung out, but this was implicitly coherent to me and I can't understand how.

    What, the acronym? You've seen it on Zoklet before.
  9. #49
    I guess this obvious NSA psyop has had the intended effect
  10. #50
    SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon What, the acronym? You've seen it on Zoklet before.

    OBGYN
  11. #51
    Someone’s got Fox News on tv at work right now and they’re talking about this and Tucker Carlson just said “most people don’t face imminent death in their lifetime!”

    And I’m just like... you fucking retard literally everyone who ever lived has faced imminent death


    Fake news! Sad!
  12. #52
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock no. it's made of aluminium.

    I have a little bit of lead sheeting.

    shut up nigger fag you're a retard, now start sucking my dick you fuck head.
  13. #53
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fortunately I am not retarded: the chances of some kind of TEOTWAWKI scenario happening are so remote that I cannot ever see a bug out bag ever coming into use, specioally since it'll take me like 10 minutes to do the aforementioned shit

    no...you are retarded.

    and. there is more reason to have a go-bag than the world ending. if you werent retarded youd realize that.
  14. #54
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby shut up nigger fag you're a retard, now start sucking my dick you fuck head.

    your usual pulitzer-tier display of eloquence.
  15. #55
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock your usual pulitzer-tier display of eloquence.

    you're an idiot.
  16. #56
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're an idiot.

    youre an idiot
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Someone’s got Fox News on tv at work right now and they’re talking about this and Tucker Carlson just said “most people don’t face imminent death in their lifetime!”

    And I’m just like… you fucking retard literally everyone who ever lived has faced imminent death


    Fake news! Sad!

    Tucker Carlsen is a fucking retard, he's one of the biggest reasons why I stopped watching TV for current affairs and news. I realized that this mentally defective child literally only has a career because he is very effective at shouting down the person across from him, and I could rape him in a debate. And this is actually the case for everyone like him on most every channel. It's so dumb.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by infinityshock no…you are retarded.

    and. there is more reason to have a go-bag than the world ending. if you werent retarded youd realize that.

    Go ahead, inform us.
  19. #59
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Go ahead, inform us.

    no.

    darwin will teach you everything you need to know when the time comes
  20. #60
    Originally posted by infinityshock darwin will teach you everything you need to know when the time comes

    Prepper faggot detected. I know you didn't have jack shit.
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