2018-01-14 at 7:55 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I'll probably die in a car accident or maybe suicide if I ever run out of hope completely.
2018-01-14 at 8:22 PM UTC
Probably either suicide or motorcycle accident, with a somewhat thin chance of drug overdose
2018-01-14 at 8:27 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
If you want a real challenge, you could do a combination of all three. I suspect that, of those methods, at least two would be very common among the members here.
2018-01-14 at 8:39 PM UTC
Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
Hopefully vaporized in a nuclear blast
2018-01-14 at 8:48 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
That sounds like it would be rather painless under ideal circumstances, but would you really trust a foreign state to aim their missile? You must consider the possibility that you would be spared from the immediate effect of the blast, only to take in a lethal dose of radiation which would greatly prolong your suffering. I think you should change your answer and settle for something simpler but more practical.
2018-01-14 at 8:49 PM UTC
Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
Well orange you a buzzkill
2018-01-14 at 8:57 PM UTC
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
I'm not going to die
By the time I'm 70 or 80, or shit, even 90, medical advances will make it possible to transplant your brain into a cyborg. I'm 25 right now
So I will still be me in a new body. Forget about uploading your consciousness into a usb stick and sending it into space or some shit
This is going to happen. Lanny told me I'm drinking the koolaid but lanny also likes to dress up as a female. Even I didn't take it that far
This is why I don't even talk to people who don't take care of their health, it's so fucking incomprehensibly disgusting
You were given the opportunity by God to be immortal and you chose to destroy your brain with cough syrup and synthetic weed
Natural selection is actually accelerating evolution. Vizier, what do you think
2018-01-14 at 8:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Vizier
Hopefully vaporized in a nuclear blast
No one would ever waste a nuclear bomb on Mexico.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
SpectraL-
Houston
[stanchly box my garamycin]
By the hands of a Brutus.
2018-01-14 at 9:24 PM UTC
It'll probably be suicide or a drug related accident/overdose.
2018-01-14 at 9:57 PM UTC
Probably suicide. Not outright, but if I get cancer or dementia or something when I'm older, I'll just end it.
2018-01-14 at 11:53 PM UTC
I'd like to think surrounded on my death bed by my loved ones then I realize I have no ones that I love and it will probably end in some horrific break bad style way and I'll be found by the police dead in a ditch like a common gutter slut.
2018-01-15 at 12:27 AM UTC
die like a tiger die smokeing a spliff watching fedsz ride by blowin g my hi
2018-01-15 at 12:38 AM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
During the End of the World.
2018-01-15 at 12:44 AM UTC
drinkign a stoge smokeing a 4oozer to my tigerds wollen eye
2018-01-15 at 12:46 AM UTC
I'm pretty sure i'll die of a heart attack within 10 years time.
That or a stroke.
I really wish it could be something more heroic though. Like going on a killing spree, finish off a bunch of politicians and later suicide by cop. Or in a field with 100 of my brothers fighting 100 of some random fuckheads with swords and boards, old school death by sword.