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What Pokemon would you be?

  1. #1
    I'd be Mewtwo. Angsty, existential, hateful, a loner, etc.

    REFRESHER IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE POKEMON:

  2. #2
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    ALAKAZAM, SO I COULD MAGIC MYSELF INTO NONEXISTENCE!
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  3. #3
    mso8 Houston
    My favorite one was always Gyarados
  4. #4
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Scyther so I could decapitate communists
  5. #5
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    What are the 6 best Pokemon for your team?
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind What are the 6 best Pokemon for your team?

    NO THAT ISN'T WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT

    WHAT POKEMON WOULD YOU BE, OBBE
  7. #7
    Obbe is obviously Psyduck
  8. #8


    “The self is an illusion”
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  9. #9
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Enter NO THAT ISN'T WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT

    WHAT POKEMON WOULD YOU BE, OBBE

    I dunno. I wouldn't want to be a Pokemon. That would be a shit life.

    You can't beat the game with just 1 Pokemon. Which 6 are the best in their classes which work best as a team to defeat the whole game?
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    what do you call a jamaican proctologist.


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  11. #11
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws

    “The self is an illusion”

    Still waiting for you to come up with a real response.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind Still waiting for you to come up with a real response.

    That’s what I was gonna say to you
  13. #13
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws That’s what I was gonna say to you

    Originally posted by Fox Paws So how does that explain how the self is an illusion. By your definition, I can just say that when I think about my self, I think it’s not an illusion. There, it’s not an illusion now. Because I thought it.

    You can think whatever you want, doesn't make it real.

    If you become aware that you are all of your own body, and that the beating of your heart is not just something that happens to you, but something you’re doing, then you become aware also in the same moment and at the same time that you’re not only beating your heart, but that you are shining the sun.

    Why? Because the process of your bodily existence and its rhythms is a process, an energy system which is continuous with the shining of the sun, just like riveris a continuous energy system, and all the waves in it are activities of the whole river, and that’s continuous with the Atlantic Ocean, and that’s all one energy system and finally the Atlantic ocean gets around to being the Pacific Ocean and the Indian Ocean, etc., and so all the waters of the Earth are a continuous energy system.

    But an illusion is a subjective experience that is not what it seems. Illusions are experiences in the mind, but they are not out there in nature. Rather, they are events generated by the brain. Most of us have an experience of a self. I certainly have one, and I do not doubt that others do as well – an autonomous individual with a coherent identity and sense of free will. But that experience is an illusion – it does not exist independently of the person having the experience, and it is certainly not what it seems.

    For most of us, the sense of our self is as an integrated individual inhabiting a body. I think it helps to compare the experience of self to subjective contours – illusions such as the Kanizsa pattern where you see an invisible shape that is really defined entirely by the surrounding context. People understand that it is a trick of the mind but what they may not appreciate is that the brain is actually generating the neural activation as if the illusory shape was really there. In other words, the brain is hallucinating the experience. There are now many studies revealing that illusions generate brain activity as if they existed. They are not real but the brain treats them as if they were.

    Now that line of reasoning could be applied to all perception except that not all perception is an illusion. There are real shapes out there in the world and other physical regularities that generate reliable states in the minds of others. The reason that the status of reality cannot be applied to the self, is that it does not exist independently of my brain alone that is having the experience. It may appear to have a consistency of regularity and stability that makes it seem real, but those properties alone do not make it so.
  14. #14
    Malice would be a Farfetch'd

    He clings to his autism like a Farfetch'd clings to its leek


  15. #15
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    i liek mudkips
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  16. #16
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Zapdos, so i could fly around and zap teh fuck out of a certain group of people ie jedis.
  17. #17
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I don't know. But you would be a Charizard, Enter. Because you're worth a lot and don't you forget it.
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  18. #18
    Originally posted by Sophie I don't know. But you would be a Charizard, Enter. Because you're worth a lot and don't you forget it.

    Thanks! You'd be kangaskhan.
  19. #19
    Poliwrath. I may be fat and retarded looking but I'll still stomp you
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  20. #20
    I could see myself as a Dragonite. They are dopey looking cutie patooties



    They can be very sensitive



    They like nature and animals and nice things




    And they are kind hearted and always trying to be helpful

    It is said that this Pokémon constantly flies over the immense seas and rescues drowning people

    Dragonite is capable of circling the globe in just sixteen hours. It is a kindhearted Pokémon that leads lost and foundering ships in a storm to the safety of land.

    It is said to make its home somewhere in the sea. It guides crews of shipwrecks to shore.

    You'll often hear tales of this kindhearted Pokémon rescuing people or Pokémon that are drowning
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