2018-01-14 at 8:44 AM UTC
Reading all these boring stories about people saying they contacted their family, etc. Snoozer!
I thought about it, and I'd probably start freaking the fuck out and praying to god who I suddenly believe in, and apologizing for being a dick all my life.
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2018-01-14 at 9:14 AM UTC
bitch ass niggas proly went 2 church
2018-01-14 at 9:17 AM UTC
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Would going into somebody's basement save u from north korean missiles
2018-01-14 at 9:40 AM UTC
Probably not accept that the highways would be rendered useless.. plan on using the ditches and medians as alternative lanes....
good reminder, it has been really wet lately and I can just picture myself raging along nicely in the ditch and some cucktard deciding to hop down off the road and cut me off killing my momentum getting me stuck in the muck. Today is a great time to look at getting into a 4x4 and/or looking into alternative backroutes out of town!
2018-01-14 at 1:10 PM UTC
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2018-01-14 at 2:24 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I would stop doing anything meaningful and then I'd probably get bored and go to sleep.
2018-01-14 at 4:08 PM UTC
I would go outside to look at the most glorious explosion i will ever get to experience. Hopefully i will be close to ground zero but not as close as to immediately be vaporized. I want to see the bones of my hand as i cover my eyes with it to avert the blinding light. Then i want to see the shockwave coming for me. Killing me instantly as it hit.
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2018-01-14 at 9:01 PM UTC
SpectraL-
Houston
[stanchly box my garamycin]
When you lived through enough cry wolf scares like me you just stop caring.
2018-01-14 at 9:16 PM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Crank one out before it hit.
2018-01-14 at 9:28 PM UTC
Close all curtains (to stop flash damage), fill up the sink and bath with water, wrap the laptop with tinfoil and put it into the microwave, and turn off the electricity. Then find someplace sheltered and pop a few valium and open a bottle of wine and get on twitter.
2018-01-15 at 4:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter
why for three of these
why the second one
allegedly to prevent electronics damage due to some sort of electromagnetic spectrum disruption. most info on this is myth...if not downright incorrect.
such as the part about a microwave oven protecting against a wide-spectrum EMP considering a MICROWAVE oven only 'protects' against a certain small part of the electromagnetic spectrum...such as the MICROWAVE wavelength.
and tinfoil doing a whole helluvalot of no good whatsoever against the higher-energy wavelengths... which will rip right through it like that time a well endowed nigger jammed his cock right through Bill Krozbys asshole-hymen.
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2018-01-15 at 4:11 AM UTC
I think the order may be good. Fires aren't necessarily guaranteed to happen, but if you don't have water you're fucked. The second is likely an attempt to protect it from an electromagnetic pulse.
It's kind of funny that he chooses to attempt to save his laptop, but makes no mentions of loved ones. What a loser. Why even bother trying to survive? You'd probably just end up getting super-cancer this time and dying an extremely miserable nightmarish death.
