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You're 40 years old and on your death bed.

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    You think back to your life... life... life.

    Did you spend it well?
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    I spent it the best I could after I decided to
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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    I wish I knew what you're referencing since most of your posts reference some shit on tv
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    Originally posted by Vizier I wish I knew what you're referencing since most of your posts reference some shit on tv

    You should go have a sweet, delicious beer. Don't you miss it? Just start drinking again. "Life is good". :)

    That nice, cool, refreshing alcohol... mmmm... just a couple of beers.

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    Haha I should totally post shit like that on the quit drinking subreddit.
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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    That subreddit must be insufferable. I mean reddit as a whole is annoying for the most part, but some subreddits are just pure cancer.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Vizier That subreddit must be insufferable. I mean reddit as a whole is annoying for the most part, but some subreddits are just pure cancer.

    I like /nosleep and /Stims but then again I'm a meth head who likes creepy stories.
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    Originally posted by RestStop I like /nosleep and /Stims but then again I'm a meth head who likes creepy stories.

    Stims is comfy as fuck. I've never read a no sleep story that was actually creepy though. Redditors have such shit taste.
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    HTS highlight reel
    If I'm on my deathbed at 40, I fucking better have spent it well.
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    SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]
    Originally posted by HTS If I'm on my deathbed at 40, I fucking better have spent it well.

    "If"
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Shit yeah I did. I fucked up a lot in my younger years, but who gives a shit? I worked it all out, got straight, figured my own shit out. Fuck yeah.
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    Originally posted by Grimace Shit yeah I did. I fucked up a lot in my younger years, but who gives a shit? I worked it all out, got straight, figured my own shit out. Fuck yeah.

    howd you do that
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter Stims is comfy as fuck. I've never read a no sleep story that was actually creepy though. Redditors have such shit taste.

    Christ, they do.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    i remember my forties.

    back during the carter administration, i think. cant be sure with this dementiaheimers kickin' in.
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter howd you do that

    Largely prison, unfortunately. Prison was the "ROAD BUMP" that slowed my ass down enough to see what was important to me. Haven't stuck a needle in my arm, a pipe in my mouth, or otherwise intentionally tried to get high on drugs in 10 years this August. Shit, time flies. After that, it's basic shit, man. Get a job. Get a girl. Wife her. Get your own place with her. Own place comes with own bills. Focus on keeping those paid. Dream for better days. Plan for better days. Make better days happen. Live those fucking better days. I should write a fucking handbook on how to live.
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    Originally posted by Grimace Get a girl.

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter

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    how do i get a girl panny
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter how do i get a girl panny

    duct tape. roofie daiquiri.
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter how do i get a girl panny

    fuck if I know now. 2018? shit no. Back in my day, you generically met the girl at a place you physically went to (pool [billiards] hall, bar, club, concert, etc). There was no "online dating". Closest thing to that was Yahoo Personals, if anyone remembers that. It wasn't online dating at all, but rather, an ad to contact you basically.

    If I had to meet a girl, date her, become serious, and wife her in today's world....I wouldn't know where to start.
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