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Kidneys and Livers
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2018-01-13 at 6:53 AM UTCI feel like my kidneys hurt but wtf. How would I know. Haha
Or it's my liver. I can't tell. They both don't heirt at the same time, Anne to be Frank, neither hurt now.
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2018-01-13 at 7:36 AM UTCwhat is that liver in a jar shit all about that you american guys all do apparently? is that really a thing over there?
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2018-01-13 at 8:08 AM UTCKidney beans and foi gras.
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2018-01-13 at 8:12 AM UTC
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2018-01-13 at 8:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by SpectraL- Kidney beans and foi gras.
no, before i went inside i was banging this american chick in cornwall for a bit. she made a (really weird and shit)joke one time about fucking a piece of liver in a glass jar. i was like 'wtf are you on about?' i'd never heard of such shit but she reckoned loads of american guys do it and its a common thing over there, lol. she was a pretty weird chick tho tbh, so it could have been just some random weird shit she dreamt up, lol.
talking of her, i got a call from my pal who lives by her, who i met her through, to tell me she suicided herself a couple of weeks before xmas. she'd proper lost the plot last i spoke to her, was a few weeks after i got out, she was going nutty telling me she had terminal cancer and only 6 months to live. she really did fucking lose it that chick did. shame an all coz she was pretty cracking considering she was a couple of years older than me as well.
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2018-01-13 at 8:23 AM UTC
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2018-01-13 at 8:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist no, before i went inside i was banging this american chick in cornwall for a bit. she made a (really weird and shit)joke one time about fucking a piece of liver in a glass jar. i was like 'wtf are you on about?' i'd never heard of such shit but she reckoned loads of american guys do it and its a common thing over there, lol. she was a pretty weird chick tho tbh, so it could have been just some random weird shit she dreamt up, lol.
talking of her, i got a call from my pal who lives by her, who i met her through, to tell me she suicided herself a couple of weeks before xmas. she'd proper lost the plot last i spoke to her, was a few weeks after i got out, she was going nutty telling me she had terminal cancer and only 6 months to live. she really did fucking lose it that chick did. shame an all coz she was pretty cracking considering she was a couple of years older than me as well.
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The English is dripping in this post. I can't not read this in a scouser accent. -
2018-01-13 at 8:46 AM UTC
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2018-01-13 at 11:02 AM UTCAin't all that and a bag of fruit.
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2018-01-13 at 2:56 PM UTCKidney stones.
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2018-01-13 at 3:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist what is that liver in a jar shit all about that you american guys all do apparently? is that really a thing over there?
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I've never used a jar of butchered animal parts to masturbate and neither has anybody I know (that I know of), and I've never even heard of it before you mentioned it just now, so I think it's satirical but I could be wrong. -
2018-01-13 at 9:17 PM UTCLiverpool.
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2018-01-13 at 9:53 PM UTC
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2018-01-13 at 10:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist no, before i went inside i was banging this american chick in cornwall for a bit. she made a (really weird and shit)joke one time about fucking a piece of liver in a glass jar. i was like 'wtf are you on about?' i'd never heard of such shit but she reckoned loads of american guys do it and its a common thing over there, lol. she was a pretty weird chick tho tbh, so it could have been just some random weird shit she dreamt up, lol.
talking of her, i got a call from my pal who lives by her, who i met her through, to tell me she suicided herself a couple of weeks before xmas. she'd proper lost the plot last i spoke to her, was a few weeks after i got out, she was going nutty telling me she had terminal cancer and only 6 months to live. she really did fucking lose it that chick did. shame an all coz she was pretty cracking considering she was a couple of years older than me as well.
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I've never in my life heard of this, lol
Maybe she got trolled, or had some weird fetish and was gauging your reaction -
2018-01-14 at 1:36 AM UTCBah.
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2018-01-14 at 2:24 AM UTCbecause alcohol rapes your organs
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2018-01-14 at 2:34 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-14 at 2:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist no, before i went inside i was banging this american chick in cornwall for a bit. she made a (really weird and shit)joke one time about fucking a piece of liver in a glass jar. i was like 'wtf are you on about?' i'd never heard of such shit but she reckoned loads of american guys do it and its a common thing over there, lol. she was a pretty weird chick tho tbh, so it could have been just some random weird shit she dreamt up, lol.
talking of her, i got a call from my pal who lives by her, who i met her through, to tell me she suicided herself a couple of weeks before xmas. she'd proper lost the plot last i spoke to her, was a few weeks after i got out, she was going nutty telling me she had terminal cancer and only 6 months to live. she really did fucking lose it that chick did. shame an all coz she was pretty cracking considering she was a couple of years older than me as well.
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You were fucking an escaped mental patient who somehow stowed away on a ship from America it sounds like. -
2018-01-14 at 3:02 AM UTC
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2018-01-14 at 5:53 AM UTCDuck foi gras.
