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  1. #61
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Ajax I suppose we all have our skeletons.

    thank mr skeltal
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon My priority is mostly to expose myself
  3. #63
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ajax I suppose we all have our skeletons.

    Like Lanny. 10 years.
  4. #64
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    This thread is so full of failcon.
  5. #65
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I don't mind saying that

    In total, I received cash + assets worth in excess of $50 million (as it stands right now). I've been trying to liquidate and put that shit into more stable forms like investing in hedge funds etc, but I've been doing it slow so I can get the best possible value.

    It's not Warren Buffett money but it's enough

    false.

    no one with that number of zeros in their assets would post such details on a public forums...certainly not one of this caliber of poster.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #66
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby gotta admit captain falcon has big balls

    the only things big about him are his imagination and waistline
  7. #67
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Malice Honestly, who the hell is naive enough to believe falco.

    Bill Krozby...
  8. #68
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery People have come onto these sites and lied about being female. For years.

    Lil Sporty as a prime example.

    Hey Lil Sporty why did you delete those funny pictures of Crapstand Failcum and LS(blows strangers)D posts getting SHITTED on. I got a real kick out of that
  9. #69
    Originally posted by Ajax I suppose we all have our skeletons.

    Lanny capitulated in like 2 years though.
  10. #70
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i think life and this platform could be better if lanny didnt edit peoples post
  11. #71
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery People have come onto these sites and lied about being female. For years.

    Literally this
  12. #72
    alright i've decided to drop the lies

    all those times i talked about spending my friday nights stroking my dick and wishing i wasn't a virgin...

  13. #73
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's not a super exciting story.

    The US government made me an offer I couldn't refuse for my advertising agency, so they could basically use it for propaganda in the greater middle east.

    do you mind telling me the name, or what they renamed it to? now that you say this I'm curious if it's on my radar
  14. #74
    Originally posted by aldra do you mind telling me the name, or what they renamed it to? now that you say this I'm curious if it's on my radar

    If he did that then that would be revealing his PI. That’s why it’s such a good lie, if you ask for proof he won’t show it because he doesn’t want people to know who he is.
  15. #75
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If he really wanted to prove it, he could easily pay anonymously for this webspace and domain for the next 10 years. Lanny could then affirm the payment.
  16. #76
    if i was a millionaire or whatever i wouldnt be spending my time on this forum

    like, i love you guys and everything but only because i'm poor

    if i was rich i'd be out on a yacht with a bunch of drugs and hookers sorry
  17. #77
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If he really wanted to prove it, he could easily pay anonymously for this webspace and domain for the next 10 years. Lanny could then affirm the payment.

    Then he would say that he “doesn’t care” enough to waste his own money just to prove to us that he really is rich. Although he does obviously care enough to keep telling everyone that he is a multi millionaire. He even cares so much that he once posted a shooped screenshot of one of his bank accounts showing a multi million dollar balance.

    So he cares to some degree but not enough to, say, make a $100,000 withdrawal and take a picture of the cash next to a handwritten note with his username on it.
  18. #78
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If he really wanted to prove it, he could easily pay anonymously for this webspace and domain for the next 10 years. Lanny could then affirm the payment.

    I've offered to donate toward hosting in the past, Lanny declined
  19. #79
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Enter if i was a millionaire or whatever i wouldnt be spending my time on this forum

    like, i love you guys and everything but only because i'm poor

    if i was rich i'd be out on a yacht with a bunch of drugs and hookers sorry

    What is your cutoff point for spending time here? At what net worth would you TSTM yourself upon reaching?
  20. #80
    Originally posted by aldra do you mind telling me the name, or what they renamed it to? now that you say this I'm curious if it's on my radar

    Of course I'm not comfortable revealing this, as DogFucker has so expertly twisted into a problem.
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