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Forget the phone recommendation thread, I need a new fucking computer!

  1. #21
    https://www.officedepot.com/a/products/809904/Dell-Inspiron-15-3000-Laptop-156/

    Lower res screen, 2x RAM, same price as the one I suggested above.
  2. #22
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  3. #23
    §m£ÂgØL take your lappy's battery out, then out the whole thing in a big plastic bag and submerge it in rice

    This will attract Asians overnight, who will fix ur laptop for u
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon This one is a decent laptop under $400 if you want to buy brand new:

    https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B01K1IO3QW/

    Aren't you a millionaire? Why don't you just buy him one?
  5. #25
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I would just check out pawnshops, classifieds.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Issue313 Aren't you a millionaire? Why don't you just buy him one?

    Do you even know who MC Hammer is?
  7. #27
    I've thought on it and i think I'm gonna do as you said falco. Buy an ok laptop (maybe even a chromebook) and build a gaming rig. My laptop was actually fairly decent for gaming given its age, but nothing beats building your own.
  8. #28
    Why not buy a Playstation or Xbox. I know I far prefer gaming on a console compared to gaming on a computer.

    The PC master race spend their whole lives messing around with drivers and software.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Issue313 Why not buy a Playstation or Xbox. I know I far prefer gaming on a console compared to gaming on a computer.

    The PC master race spend their whole lives messing around with drivers and software.

    I have an xbox one, but I like modding, fiddling, not paying to play online, VR, mouse and keyboard for certain games, cheap steam deals, being able to pirate a game to try it out, convenience of a multi-purpose machine, etc. Really wanting to work my way up to building a VR ready computer.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon https://www.officedepot.com/a/products/809904/Dell-Inspiron-15-3000-Laptop-156/

    Lower res screen, 2x RAM, same price as the one I suggested above.

    Fuck that's a pretty good deal actually.
  11. #31
    What do you guys think about this one?

    https://www.amazon.com/Lenovo-320-15-A12-9720P-Memory-Drive/dp/B073WQLZ7M/?tag=lapninj-20

    The battery doesn't bother me too much. Screen is what I currently have, would be nice to upgrade but eh.
  12. #32
    *checks bank account*

    Maybe I'll just replace the keyboard...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #33
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    was going to say a keyboard replacement is easy enough to do yourself, the part is usually $20-50
  14. #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Issue313 Why not buy a Playstation or Xbox. I know I far prefer gaming on a console compared to gaming on a computer.

    The PC master race spend their whole lives messing around with drivers and software.

    OS installation and configuration takes like an hour nowadays you gimp
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Do you even know who MC Hammer is?

    Fake Issue313 didn't answer the question
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fake Issue313 didn't answer the question

    I assume MC Hammer is some black guy.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Issue313 I assume MC Hammer is some black guy.

    He is a black hiphop artist who was exceptionally successful during the 90s due to his hit single "Can't Touch This"

    He lost all his money because he kept buying shit for his homies.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by aldra was going to say a keyboard replacement is easy enough to do yourself, the part is usually $20-50

    I mean i need an upgrade anyway, but yeah. I have a VAIO and apparently they're super easy to fix and clean. Never done this kinda thing so I'm gonna get a tool kit and some thermal paste and give it a good cleaning because the fan is insane.

    And an external hard drive too in case i fuxk it up.
  19. #39
    Yeah if all you want to do is browsing and shit, fixing it is the way to go.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon He is a black hiphop artist who was exceptionally successful during the 90s due to his hit single "Can't Touch This"

    He lost all his money because he kept buying shit for his homies.

    Interesting. A lot of people who get money, like lotto winners, go broke in the long term.


    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I mean i need an upgrade anyway, but yeah. I have a VAIO and apparently they're super easy to fix and clean. Never done this kinda thing so I'm gonna get a tool kit and some thermal paste and give it a good cleaning because the fan is insane.

    And an external hard drive too in case i fuxk it up.

    Get a can of compressed air and spray it into the vents. Laptops can fill up with dust, especially if you use it it bed or you smoke or whatever. You shouldn't try to use vacuum around computers, apparently it can cause static electricity, though I've never had any problem hoovering dust from inside mine.

    Also are you sure the keyboard can't be removed and cleaned? You might just have the membrane not making good contact or something, it might not actually need to be replaced.
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