IM BACK FROM THE PARTY AND IM DRUNK AS FUCK

1. 2018-01-07 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Listen you FUCKERS in advance: all you fuckin' fuckers ready to make fun of me
   
   JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
   
   YOU DONT KNOW ME
   
   TRY WALKING A MILE IN MFUCKING SHOES BEFORE YOU SAY I HAVE AUTISM, YOU FUCKIN PAKI FAGGOT
   
   ALRIGHT NOW DOWN TO BRASS TAX:
   
   that party was FUCKIN.,..
   
   
   well it was okay actually.
   
   but no girls paid any attention to me really. :( only married, unsexual chicks talked to me, and some stupid cunt kinda talked to me I guess, but she came with her byofriend,.
   
   oh god i am SO fucking wasted.
   
   uh what else happened.
   
   oh there was a really hot guy there and he GOT COMPLETELY NAKED, LIKE DOWN TO COMPLETE NUDITY AND ALL THE GIRLS WERE LIKE "WOOOO! OMFG" and ill tell you, it certainly made me feel like an ugly idiot.
   
   anyway uh yeah.
   
   so it was okay. not completely bad, but not good.
   
   i wish I was either rich or handsome. :(
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   • Grimace
2. 2018-01-07 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ugggggghhh SOOOOOOOOOOOO drunk, what should i do
3. 2018-01-07 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you guys actually like me posting here or am I annoying? :( Does anyone like me?
4. 2018-01-07 at 2:33 PM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Enter Do you guys actually like me posting here or am I annoying? :( Does anyone like me?

   
   not when you're posting like this
5. 2018-01-07 at 2:33 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra not when you're posting like this

   
   HONK!?!?
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6. 2018-01-07 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   so youre saying that usually you DO like me?
7. 2018-01-07 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Listen you FUCKERS in advance: all you fuckin' fuckers ready to make fun of me
   
   JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
   
   YOU DONT KNOW ME
   
   TRY WALKING A MILE IN MFUCKING SHOES BEFORE YOU SAY I HAVE AUTISM, YOU FUCKIN PAKI FAGGOT
   
   ALRIGHT NOW DOWN TO BRASS TAX:
   
   that party was FUCKIN.,..
   
   
   well it was okay actually.
   
   but no girls paid any attention to me really. :( only married, unsexual chicks talked to me, and some stupid cunt kinda talked to me I guess, but she came with her byofriend,.
   
   oh god i am SO fucking wasted.
   
   uh what else happened.
   
   oh there was a really hot guy there and he GOT COMPLETELY NAKED, LIKE DOWN TO COMPLETE NUDITY AND ALL THE GIRLS WERE LIKE "WOOOO! OMFG" and ill tell you, it certainly made me feel like an ugly idiot.
   
   anyway uh yeah.
   
   so it was okay. not completely bad, but not good.
   
   i wish I was either rich or handsome. :(

   
   AUTISM
8. 2018-01-07 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Do you guys actually like me posting here or am I annoying? :( Does anyone like me?

   
   No, you are gay.
9. 2018-01-07 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon AUTISM

   
   hey man while ur sittin here on ur computer makin fun of me, i was out ther eLITERALLY talking to females
   
   so stew on that for a while, COCK SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA
10. 2018-01-07 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon No, you are gay.

    
    FUCK YOU.
11. 2018-01-07 at 2:46 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter hey man while ur sittin here on ur computer makin fun of me, i was out ther eLITERALLY talking to females
    
    so stew on that for a while, COCK SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA

    
    The only reason I wasn't out last night was because I had a girl over at my place. We drank shots out of a mason jar and fucked on my couch. It was alright.
12. 2018-01-07 at 2:48 PM UTC

    #12
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Enter so youre saying that usually you DO like me?

    
    sometimes
    
    roll back the self-pity, there's been too much of it lately
13. 2018-01-07 at 3:02 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra sometimes
    
    roll back the self-pity, there's been too much of it lately

    
    okyay so what should i act like instead
    
    should i be happier
    
    HOW COME GIRLS DONT LIKE ME? :(
14. 2018-01-07 at 3:05 PM UTC

    #14
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Enter okyay so what should i act like instead
    
    should i be happier
    
    HOW COME GIRLS DONT LIKE ME? :(

    
    probably because you have nothing interesting to say to them
    
    you need to find something in common with people rather than trying to isolate yourself
15. 2018-01-07 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra probably because you have nothing interesting to say to them
    
    you need to find something in common with people rather than trying to isolate yourself

    
    so i shouldnt have spent most of the party istting on my phone?
    
    i was waiting for someone to come talk to me :( :( :(
16. 2018-01-07 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Enter Do you guys actually like me posting here or am I annoying? :( Does anyone like me?

    
    I like you. I like you however you are.
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17. 2018-01-07 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Enter: PM me a pic of yourself so I can better understand your specific situation in regard to personal appearance.
18. 2018-01-07 at 3:11 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace I like you. I like you however you are.

    
    why do u like me
19. 2018-01-07 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter okyay so what should i act like instead
    
    should i be happier
    
    HOW COME GIRLS DONT LIKE ME? :(

    
    How about getting some hobbies and a personality? I've never heard anything about anything you like to do. Your only pastime seems to be autism.
20. 2018-01-07 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace Enter: PM me a pic of yourself so I can better understand your specific situation in regard to personal appearance.

    
    It's a trap!