2015-07-01 at 2:12 AM UTC
I had 160mg of kavalactone mixed with various sedative medications, hit on an androgynous chick probably 4 years younger than me despite the fact I haven't showered in 5 days and I kept on slurring my words. The director told me to leave and I was like "no", then he told me again to leave "no", then he left me alone .I'm sure she was thinking "why is this greasy drunk rapist coming on to me". Ashley still hasn't shown up, probably because I pwned her but maybe she doesn't care, idk. Then I stole whipped cream from the fridge, slid it into my sweater, huffed nitrous oxide in the church bathroom, and left.
2015-07-01 at 3:15 AM UTC
in the event your life stories are true...you should videotape then post them
2017-05-11 at 3:19 AM UTC
This shits borderline annoying