Killing yourself with nothing whatsoever

1. 2018-01-06 at 9:03 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Well interesting. Eye had never seen that method before.
2. 2018-01-06 at 9:03 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra https://www.sbs.com.au/nitv/article/2016/04/13/who-killed-malcolm-smith-must-see-film-about-deaths-custody
   
   this guy - turns out he wasn't famous for painting, he was famous because his magic trick was one of the catalysts for investigation into the sheer number of aboriginal deaths in custody (turns out the only reason why there were so many aboriginal deaths in custody was just because there was a correspondingly high number of aboriginals in custody overall).

   
   Uh... Are the Australian authorities retarded or do they just not understand raw numbers vs rates?
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3. 2018-01-06 at 9:04 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Eye had never seen that method before.

   
   Oh fuck you, lol
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4. 2018-01-06 at 9:07 AM UTC

   #24
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Uh… Are the Australian authorities retarded or do they just not understand raw numbers vs rates?

   
   the actual deaths in custody corresponded to the huge number in custody - the real issue was why so many were in custody to begin with, ie. kids that'd spent their entire lives in the 'correctional' system and never been... corrected... and the same sort of issues as blacks had/have with the US justice system
   
   I didn't really get the point in high school but I realise now that they just use the term 'deaths in custody' because it grabs more attention than 'huge number of aboriginals incarcerated'
5. 2018-01-06 at 10:29 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Reading spectral’s post history from beginning to end. Death by boredom
6. 2018-01-06 at 11:09 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   One time when I was high on mxe I tried to hold my breath until I passed out
   
   I failed
7. 2018-01-06 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #27
   

   SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]
   Smash your windpipe and punch it in.
8. 2018-01-06 at 3:58 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Read TDR's posts contract cancer
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9. 2018-01-06 at 4 PM UTC

   #29
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Read TDR's posts contract cancer

   
   ...
10. 2018-01-06 at 4:32 PM UTC

    #30
    

    SpectraL- Houston [stanchly box my garamycin]
    Whom?
11. 2018-01-06 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by SpectraL- Whom?

    
    You can't use the word, whom, as the only word in the sentence.
12. 2018-01-06 at 5:03 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You can't use the word, whom, as the only word in the sentence.

    
    You can't, use, the comma, as a substitute, for, quotation marks. It makes, you, sound like, Shatner.
13. 2018-01-06 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #33
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You can't, use, the comma, as a substitute, for, quotation marks. It makes, you, sound like, Shatner.

    
    Oh, yes, you can.
14. 2018-01-06 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Just wait and it will happen.
15. 2018-01-06 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind Just wait and it will happen.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You already don't need anything. You just have wait.

    
    P L A G I A R I S M B O Y S
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16. 2018-01-06 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon P L A G I A R I S M B O Y S

    
    F A G G O T R Y
17. 2018-01-15 at 12:40 AM UTC

    #37
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    Hold your breath for long enough to induce cardiac arrest.
18. 2018-01-15 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    If I were really determined I would just hit my head a few times. Realistically I couldn't expect myself to do this in any state of mind other than psychosis, but if I'm set on killing myself and irrationally have decided to abstain from using any sort of equipment to accomplish this, I think I'm capable of beating my skull against a wall.
19. 2018-01-15 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #39
    

    HTS highlight reel
    Jump into a vacuum chamber and the sheer lack of anything will kill you. :O
20. 2018-01-15 at 1:47 AM UTC

    #40
    

    D4NG0 motherfucker

    Originally posted by Zanick If I were really determined I would just hit my head a few times. Realistically I couldn't expect myself to do this in any state of mind other than psychosis, but if I'm set on killing myself and irrationally have decided to abstain from using any sort of equipment to accomplish this, I think I'm capable of beating my skull against a wall.

    
    No, you can't use anything. Not even a wall or the floor.